Super Chum quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Chum Chum

Oh, that reminds me. Maybe I should wash the caramel and peanut butter off my hands. [has said peanut butter and caramel stretching between his hand and the game panel]

Chum Chum

Girls are so funny. "Pass these notes and make sure you don't read it. It's for girls only."

...And lastly, there was a misprint on today’s cafeteria menu. “Meat Larf” should read “Meat Lard”.

[alternating] Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin!

[sighs] Yes, Purple...Kid?

Fanboy

Which juice box goes best with meat larf?

Chum Chum

Red or white grape?

[grunts] If any people hold two of these back for another year, I'm gonna put in for very early retirement there cuz I wanna put in for very early retirement there. [receives note] What's this? Oh great, A new student. Well, where's he?

Kyle

From beyond the veil of dispose, comes with one happy person who's versed in ways of sorcerery, traveler of who the mystical realms of necromancy. Please tremble, and give it up for...Kyle, the Conjurer!!! And, scene.

Chum Chum

Where did Kyle go?

Fanboy

I guess he left. I probably shouldn't have been so awesome. [As neither of them see the griffon carrying Kyle away behind them] But I know how we'll make it up to him: We'll play wizards with him all day tomorrow! [He and Chum Chum walk away] He'll like that.

Kyle

[in the distance] NO, I WON'T!

Fanboy

[stops Chum Chum from dunking into the grease] Chum Chum! It's OK! It's not your nose! It's not your nose! I would never do anything to hurt your real nose, buddy! You're my best friend!

Chum Chum

Yeah...but...

Fanboy

[Takes out another nose] Here's your real nose.

Chum Chum

Fanboy! You made me the happiest boy alive! [puts back his new nose] Here.

Fanboy

Don't cry! [puts his nose back too] You're gonna make me cry!

Fanboy

Wha-Bam!

Chum Chum

Bling Bling!

Fanboy

A dollar!

Uh-huh, uh-huh! A dollar! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Fanboy

Can you bend it?

Chum Chum

Yes!

Fanboy

Gonna spend it?

Chum Chum

Yes!

Fanboy

It looks good...

Chum Chum

Mm-hmm!

Fanboy

It tastes weird...

Chum Chum

Yeah!

Fanboy

Do the Money Dance!

Do the Money Dance! Do the Money Dance! Do the ah-ah, do the ah-ah!

Fanboy

Chum Chum, what did you do?!? That was our ONLY DOLLAR!!!

Chum Chum

Or was it?

Fanboy

Yes! And you SPENT IT!!!

Chum Chum

Or did I?

Fanboy

YES! And I saw you PUT IT IN THE MACHINE!!!

Chum Chum

Or did you?

Fanboy

Why do you seem to keep talking like that?!?

Chum Chum

I'm not sure. Maybe because I lost our ONLY DOLLAR!!!

Fanboy

Cut it out, Yo!

[chases Fanboy carrying Chum Chum, giggling] C'mon, Fanboy! I just wanna be with him a little bit!

Fanboy

How many times do I need to tell you!? Chum Chum is not a toy!

Chum Chum

Yeah! Hands off the merchandise!

[giggles] I know! But he's just so cute! And Chum-Chummy!

Fanboy

I'm sorry Chum Chum I lied to you. I... traded you to Yo so I could play with her Mechatech and now you're stuck in there forever.

Chum Chum

You're a bad, bad friend...but... [sobs] I'm gonna miss you!

Fanboy

I'm gonna miss you too, buddy...

Chum Chum

I don't think Scampers has hatched from his cat egg yet.

Oh, silly Chum Chum. Scampers is one of my Yamaguchi digital pets, See?, All you do is press the buttons to play with him, clean him or feed him,. It's so easy. He'll beep to tell you what he needs.

Fanboy

Fear not, Yo, You can count on us.

Thanks guys! [then, ominously] However, make sure you take good care of Scampers. Otherwise he'll power down. [mimes dying; chipper again] Well, see you!

Fanboy

[gets mad at Scampers] THAT IS IT!!!! You want a cupcake? Huh? Fine. Have a cupcake. Have a billion of cupcakes!

Chum Chum

[wakes up upon seeing Fanboy overfeeding Scampers] Fanboy, no!

Fanboy

Eat them! EAT THEM!!! [laughs evilly]

Chum Chum

No! [smacks Fanboy on the face with a pillow] Get a hold of yourself!

Fanboy

[snaps out of it] Huh? Oh. Sorry, Chum Chum. I don't know what happened. I just… I snapped. [faints to the ground]

Chum Chum

[singsongy] Horrible stench? Where're you? Hmm, maybe it's this cottage cheese. [sniffs] YEEEEEEUUUGGGH. [at the camera] Smells like that cheese died in that cottage.

Fanboy

[humming] whatcha Doing, My Pocket Sized Amigo?

Chum Chum

Some horrible smell woke me up this morning, and I am figuring out where it's coming from?

Fanboy

A horrible smell, you say? Is this the reek you seek!? [emits a huge stench while revealing that he's dirty all over]

Chum Chum

UGH! You smell like if a foot and Brussels sprouts had a baby [his own eyes well with tears, due to the other bad smell]...who pooped its diaper!

Fanboy

And how! You see, Chum Chum, modern man has forgotten what the caveman once knew. [his stench emerges] Stink good! [Chum Chum tries to spray him with water] Ah! What are you doing?

Chum Chum

I'm trying to hose off the stink!

Fanboy

Ee, ah! Wah! Water no touchy! Ah! No washy! Water bad! I'm shooting for the world record: Longest time without taking a bath! Okay?

Chum Chum

[turns off hose] Okay! For now, if it's being alright with you, I'll be able to keep my face in this cuz I wanna keep my face in this. [sniffs, then sticks his face into cottage cheese] Oh, yeah, that's better. [gives a thumbs-up]

Or... [pulls down a poster of a bouncy house] this state-of-the-art bouncy house!

Bouncy!

Bouncy house yay!

Chum Chum

[leaps out of his seat] A bouncy house! [bounces around cutely] Bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house!

[looks at poster] Oh yes. , bouncy house, you will be mine...

Chum Chum

Fanboy, I think you're stalling.

Fanboy

I am not stalling! [heads over to a strange, blue toy which has flowers attached to wires protruding from it] I am flurping the meisenhoffel! [pushes down on a flower, which makes a "boing" sound, then puts his ear up to the "meisenhoffel"] Flurp!

Fanbot

But with great robotic power comes great robotic responsibility. It is up to I, Fanbot, to make sure that we all pass the test.

Oz

Wait, you did this to pass the test? Well then shouldn't we have put the robot brain in your body?

Fanbot

No, because then, I wouldn't have robot claws. Duh! Didididididi.

Chum Chum

Robot claws...!