“Refill Madness” quotes from Fanboy &amp; Chum Chum

Did you see those weirdos? Carrying that dumb Frosty Freezy Freeze cup around in a briefcase? [chuckles]

Well, it is super valuable.

What do you mean, val-u-able?

It's from an old promotion the Frosty Mart ran: Unlimited free refills.

Unlimited free refills? They must not know what they have, or else they'd never leave. [scene zooms in on him] Can you imagine the horror?

[Scene changes to a black and white setting of Lenny running away from Fanboy and Chum Chum, accompanied by clones of themselves flying, all holding cups]

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REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL!

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Oh, that reminds me. Maybe I should wash the caramel and peanut butter off my hands. [has said peanut butter and caramel stretching between his hand and the game panel]

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[laughs] Oh, you are mine now, cup! [reaches his hand into an oven by mistake]

Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Get 'em while they're hot!

[Scalds his hand and screams as he runs around the mart before letting his hand cool] [sigh of relief] The ancient healing powers of relish.

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Thanks for the Chimp Chomp, Boog. Oh, I almost forgot. This broke off. [gives Boog a broken-off joystick, Boog whimpers] Whoo-hoo! wait for me! [exits]

[Lenny enters the Frosty Mart with his bottom half encased in a giant pink ice cube using skiing poles to move. Boog stares at him, confused.]

[clearly annoyed] I lost three toes. Tell me we got that cup. [Boog whimpers and shows him the broken joystick.]

[Not pleased, Lenny stomps on Boog's foot]

[shrieks in pain] AAAAAGH!!!

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So here's the plan. They put the cup in the cup holder, and... [puts a cup in a cup holder, which slides in and its compartment closes] bada-bing, bada-boom! The cup is ours! [both laugh] That's good, right? [drives Sandy to Fanboy and Chum Chum] Hey, boys. Need a lift?

Yeah, I'm guessing a "lift" is some new form of wedgie, so we're gonna pass.

No, I'll give you a ride in my car.

You'd let us ride in Sandy?

Come on, Chum Chum! We can finish our contest later!

What was your contest?

Seeing who can step in the most gum.

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[both leap into Sandy with gum on their feet] Yaaaaay!

[anxiously] Uh, tell me you're not getting gum...on the carpet?

Nope, [he and Chum Chum stretch gum on their feet] it's all on the seats. [Boog grumbles]

Uh, say, fellas. If you like, we can put that cup in the cup holder for ya. [chuckles]

Look, Cuppy. A special seat just for you.

[Fanboy starts to reach Cuppy out to the cup holder, but abruptly stops]

Hey, it's Oz!

[Lenny tries to get the cup but Fanboy's arm moves before he can get it. He and Boog grumble]

[seeing Oz cross the street] Hey, Oz. Can we give you a ride?

Well, I've already walked my thirty steps for the day. What the heck? [opens car door] Comin' in! [gets in, squashing Lenny to the window] If you can just scoot over a little, yeah, here we go -- over here.

Hey, hey, watch where you're -- [Oz leans against him as he screams]

...sure are snug, let me just use a little grease from this chicken. There we go! [pants] With room to spare. [holds a bucket of chicken legs] So what's up? [pants]

[annoyed] Anyone else you'd like to PICK UP?!

[All three are eating chicken legs]

Well, now that you mention it. [Boog grumbles] Thanks for giving all our friends a ride!

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