Fanbot quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Fanbot

[gasps as he sees himself in the mirror] Yes! I am a robot! I mean, [in a robotic voice] I am Fanbot. Didididididi. The world's most perfect creation... [crushes Oz's collection of figurines] Oh...I meant to do that. Ditty...ditty...ditty?

Fanbot

But with great robotic power comes great robotic responsibility. It is up to I, Fanbot, to make sure that we all pass the test.

Oz

Wait, you did this to pass the test? Well then shouldn't we have put the robot brain in your body?

Fanbot

No, because then, I wouldn't have robot claws. Duh! Didididididi.

Chum Chum

Robot claws...!

[opens the door, horrified] Failed. [everyone stops and stares at him] YOU ALL FAILED!

[shocked and heartbroken] We failed?

You all got zeros! [at Kyle] uh, Except you, you got a 12.

Kyle

Thank you.

But that's impossible! We all used a robot's brain!

Chum Chum

Actually, it was Fanboy's brain.

[angrily] What?!

Chum Chum

Yeah, we left the robot brain at Oz's.

Kyle

You idiots! You had a robot brain?! Why not just put that into Fanboy?

Fanbot

[realizing his mistake] Huh, Um...I guess because then I wouldn't have the...robot claws?

Chum Chum

[jazz hands] Robot claws.

Fanbot

[meekly] Biddy-biddy?

[angrily] YOU. YOU COST ME MY BOUNCY HOUSE!!!

Chum Chum

Uh, Fanbot, I think we'd better roll.

Fanbot

Beep, boop, I agree! [launches out of the mob, but lands back in it on another side]

Chum Chum

Uh-oh.

Fanbot

It's a good thing I don't have human emotions, or I'd be very scared right now.

Chum Chum

Uh, Fanbot? I think you oiled yourself. [looks at the oil Fanbot leaked]

GET HIM!

[halts Yo and Duke in mid-air as they’re about to attack Fanbot] STOP!

Fanbot

Phew. Thanks, Mr. --

I get FIRST SHOT!

Chum Chum

FANBOT!

Fanbot

[as his head is detached and flies out] Chum Chum, my brain! Save my precious brain!