[opens the door, horrified] Failed. [everyone stops and stares at him] YOU ALL FAILED!
[shocked and heartbroken] We failed?
You all got zeros! [at Kyle] uh, Except you, you got a 12.
But that's impossible! We all used a robot's brain!
Chum ChumActually, it was Fanboy's brain.
Chum Chum
Yeah, we left the robot brain at Oz's.
You idiots! You had a robot brain?! Why not just put that into Fanboy?
[realizing his mistake] Huh, Um...I guess because then I wouldn't have the...robot claws?
Chum Chum
[jazz hands] Robot claws.
[angrily] YOU. YOU COST ME MY BOUNCY HOUSE!!!
[Mr. Mufflin and the students angrily walk slowly closer to them]
Chum Chum
Uh, Fanbot, I think we'd better roll.
Beep, boop, I agree! [launches out of the mob, but lands back in it on another side]
Chum Chum
Uh-oh.
It's a good thing I don't have human emotions, or I'd be very scared right now.
Chum Chum
Uh, Fanbot? I think you oiled yourself. [looks at the oil Fanbot leaked]
[halts Yo and Duke in mid-air as they’re about to attack Fanbot] STOP!
[Everybody starts attacking Fanbot all over]
Chum Chum
FANBOT!
[as his head is detached and flies out] Chum Chum, my brain! Save my precious brain!
Chum Chum
OZ! OZ! HELP!
Hey, Chum Chum. How was the test?
Chum Chum
Not good. There's an angry mob after me, and they want Fanboy's head!
MMob
[repeatedly] We want the head!
Uh, I have some experience with angry mobs. I once led a run on the Frosty Mart during the Great Nacho Shortage of '97. So, allow me.
How did that happen? [grunts, notices mob] This isn't good.
Chum Chum
Phew. glad that's over. Wait. where's Fanboy's brain? [sees seagull poking Fanboy's brain] Shoo, shoo! Dirty bird. Oz, we need to put this back in Fanboy's body.
Ooh, yeah, about that. I kind of put the robot brain into Fanboy's body, you know, for safekeeping.
Chum Chum
Uh-huh, so...where is it?
Well, last I saw, uh, Fanboy's body was building a rocket for travel to Mars. Heh!
Oh, there he goes now! [chuckles] Wow, he's ahead of schedule.
Chum Chum
Oh, no! I'm too late! W-w-where am I going to put Fanboy's brain now?!?
Hmm, I wish Fanboy's body was here, he'd have a good idea. But we'll think of something!
Chum Chum
We got Cherry Chewy Chimps, Monkey Bites, and Ape Drinks.
Cherry Chewy Chimps, and I'll wash it down with a Vanilla Gorilla.
I sincerely doubt that everyone here has ten items or less. [gets smacked by Boog holding a Chimp Chomp hammer]
100 points. [smacks Kyle] Bop! [smacks Ceech] Bop! 200 points. [smacks Michael and Duke] Bop! [smacks Chuggy and Yo] Bop! [smacks Lupe] 400 points. There ain't no stopping this chimp with his bopping! [laughs]
Chum Chum
Mmm, I love these, their brains squirt real fruit juice when you bite them.
[eats Chum Chum's Cherry Chewy Chimp] your Chimp's been Chomped! [eats Fanboy's Cherry Chewy Chimp] Oh, double Chomp! Bonus points. [laughs]
Oh, look who is here. It's Boog. What brings you out this fine evening?
[enters classroom] Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye! Hear ye! Presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, [brings out Fanboy] Fanboy! And his main man, the high duke of funkedelikness, mixmaster [brings out Chum Chum] Chum Chum! [puts them on their seats] There. Piece of cake.
Good. Now the other thing.
Chum Chum
[shakes the ticket] Ticky ticky ticky!
Oh! [Grunts] Also, I like to make poopy, in my diaper. [class laughs]
That's my little Boogie-boo! [puts a pacifier on Boog] Now here's Boogie's little binky! [class laughs again]
Chum Chum
I want the high score.
[laughs] What are you, nuts?! You got three points!
Chum Chum
I... want the high score.
Alright, look. [points at the high scores] 988 thousand. 989 thousand. Those are high scores. I oughta know. I EARNED THEM!!!
Chum Chum
I want the high score.
But... The only way to do that is to erase my high scores!
Well, if seeing your name on this machine is more important than seeing the movie it inspired...
[briefly turns red with anger] Excuse me. [runs out the store and takes a deep breath] CHIMP CHIMP CHOMP!!! [jumps and sobs] I'M SO SORRY, CHIMP CHOMP!!! [runs back in] Fine. Step aside.
[Boog moves his finger towards the erase button, whimpering. He shuts his eyes tight and presses his button, erasing his high scores, until Chum Chum's score remains.]
They're gone... They're all gone... I think... I think I'm gonna cry. [sobs hysterically]
[Fanboy, Chum Chum and Boog rush to the cinema, but arrive too late and get trampled by the crowd. Michael Johnson comes out]
JJohnson
Chimp Chomp rocks! hee hee! That movie was bad! Shamoan!
[Chris Chuggy also comes out]
FCFanboy/Chum Chum/Boog
We're too late?!?
JJohnson
That's Not all you missed! Chimp Chomp was there in person, and he gave us our autographs, and monkey bites, and bags of money!
[The trio gasp in a fit of anger]
It was one night only, and you made me miss it!
I know one thing I won't miss, your face!
Chum Chum
Guys, there's only one thing we can do!
Why don't you people understand to remember?! I would never do anything to put Precious in harm's...
[Sprinkles, now a ferocious grizzly bear, looms behind Fanboy, who turns around]
Chum Chum
Sprinkles! Wow, you've grown.
Chum Chum
Oh great, you found my cousin!
MMMuk Muk
[leaps onto Chum Chum] Muck muck!
Your favorite cousin? You mean you really did have one?
Chum Chum
I told you silly. Fanboy, I'd like you to meet Muk Muk.
Oh, uh, hi, I'm Boyfan! [nervously giggles, does face palm] I mean I'm Fanboy. Did I just say I'm Boyfan? I'm Fanboy! Who would be named Boyfan? I mean, can you imagine such a thing? Why am I laughing so much? I love life! What can I say? Fanboy... [Muk Muk sniffs the hand he stretches out to her, she sneezes on it] I'll never wash this hand again...
Don't tell me! That sunken skull - I would know it anywhere! You are Flathead! The human battering ram, who knocked down the great door of castle ragnor!
I also once tipped over a while rack of bikes.
[points to Chum Chum] And you! Stand stalwart and strong, though clearly your legs were pulled off by a fearsome 8-armed kracken. You are Half-legs! Long have the bards; sung your praises.
Chum Chum
Aww, stop...
Okay, can you tell me the capital of Swi-den... Swid... Sweden?
[gasps] Ooh... And I just ate a gummy fish from there. [Thorvald gets up from his chair, runs over to Fanboy, whispers to him, then runs back to his chair] Thorvaldia!
[imitates buzzer] Ehhh. Incorrect.
[furiously confronts Mr. Mufflin] OF COURSE, IT'S THORVALDIA! I named it myself when I conquered it a thousand years ago last week!
No, I think I know the capital of Swaziland when I'm looking right at it!
THORVALD THE RED IS NOT WRONG! It is your map that is wrong! Why, it's not even the right shape! [squashes the globe flat with his hammer] That is the shape of the world!
Chum Chum
Awww. [holds up his own hammer] I was gonna smash that.
Hey, hey! You can't bring that boat in here! [Throvald growls at him] But, feel free to pillage whatever you want.
Chum Chum
Hi, Lenny.
Lowly serf. We are thirsty from our journey. Bring us drink and leg of mutton.
I'm not your serv- [Thorvald chops off the top of Lenny's hat with his battle axe, as the top of the hat slips and falls off; gets out a plate of mutton] You want cheese on that mutton? [smiles nervously]
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