BBoog
You know, growing up in a plastic bubble, Chimp Chomp was all I was good at. But now, I've found something else I'm good at. Bopping you guys. And that's what I'm gonna do during the movie. Watch Chimp Chomp, and BOP YOU SENSELESS!!!
Voiced by Jeff Glen Bennett
Fanboy & Chum Chum · 198 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Fanboy & Chum Chum: in 24 of its 198 quotes
Most scenes with: Fanboy (14), Super Chum (12), Lenny Flynn-Boyle (11)
Lines by Boog Shlizetti 2
BBoog
Hey, Hey! Perhaps You Didn't See Our Store Policy. Buy, Or Be BOPPED!!
Scenes with Boog Shlizetti 22
We got Cherry Chewy Chimps, Monkey Bites, and Ape Drinks.
Cherry Chewy Chimps, and I'll wash it down with a Vanilla Gorilla.
I sincerely doubt that everyone here has ten items or less. [gets smacked by Boog holding a Chimp Chomp hammer]
BBoog
100 points. [smacks Kyle] Bop! [smacks Ceech] Bop! 200 points. [smacks Michael and Duke] Bop! [smacks Chuggy and Yo] Bop! [smacks Lupe] 400 points. There ain't no stopping this chimp with his bopping! [laughs]
Mmm, I love these, their brains squirt real fruit juice when you bite them.
BBoog
[eats Chum Chum's Cherry Chewy Chimp] your Chimp's been Chomped! [eats Fanboy's Cherry Chewy Chimp] Oh, double Chomp! Bonus points. [laughs]
Oh, look who is here. It's Boog. What brings you out this fine evening?
BBoog
Yeah, I wanted to audition for the role of Chimp Chomp, but the costume wouldn't fit around my buffed-out biceps.
BBoog
Whoo! I totally got mad air! Look at that!
BBoog
You know, I don't need to brag. [pushes Fanboy into the ground] But I've been approached by some sponsors to play Chimp Chomp professionally. [Grabs Chum Chum and turns him into a ball] But I don't know if I want to give up my amateur status. [puts Chum Chum on Fanboy's head] You know, in case Chimp Chomp becomes an olympic sport.
BBoog
Alright! Whoo! Hole in one!
BBoog
don't run too far you two. I wanna flatten you into pancakes and then go get some waffles alright. Yo loser, give me...
[turns the sign that shows that there are no more tickets] Sorry. Sold out. No more tickets. [chuckles]
BBoog
What? No more tickets? Where'd they all go?
Boy, these coupons sure cost an arm and a leg. But I'm sure they'll help me save money in the long run.
BBoog
But. But. But I gotta see the Chimp Chomp Movie! Chimp Chomp is my whole life! I play it everyday. Even on account I grew up in a Plastic Bubble. Can't you give me a ticket please?
Oh. Sorry. They bought the last three.
BBoog
[enters classroom] Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye! Hear ye! Presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, [brings out Fanboy] Fanboy! And his main man, the high duke of funkedelikness, mixmaster [brings out Chum Chum] Chum Chum! [puts them on their seats] There. Piece of cake.
Good. Now the other thing.
BBoog
Aw come on!
[shakes the ticket] Ticky ticky ticky!
BBoog
Oh! [Grunts] Also, I like to make poopy, in my diaper. [class laughs]
That's my little Boogie-boo! [puts a pacifier on Boog] Now here's Boogie's little binky! [class laughs again]
I want the high score.
BBoog
[laughs] What are you, nuts?! You got three points!
I... want the high score.
BBoog
Alright, look. [points at the high scores] 988 thousand. 989 thousand. Those are high scores. I oughta know. I EARNED THEM!!!
I want the high score.
BBoog
But... The only way to do that is to erase my high scores!
Well, if seeing your name on this machine is more important than seeing the movie it inspired...
BBoog
[briefly turns red with anger] Excuse me. [runs out the store and takes a deep breath] CHIMP CHIMP CHOMP!!! [jumps and sobs] I'M SO SORRY, CHIMP CHOMP!!! [runs back in] Fine. Step aside.
[Boog moves his finger towards the erase button, whimpering. He shuts his eyes tight and presses his button, erasing his high scores, until Chum Chum's score remains.]
BBoog
They're gone... They're all gone... I think... I think I'm gonna cry. [sobs hysterically]
[Fanboy, Chum Chum and Boog rush to the cinema, but arrive too late and get trampled by the crowd. Michael Johnson comes out]
JJohnson
Chimp Chomp rocks! hee hee! That movie was bad! Shamoan!
[Chris Chuggy also comes out]
FCFanboy/Chum Chum/Boog
We're too late?!?
JJohnson
That's Not all you missed! Chimp Chomp was there in person, and he gave us our autographs, and monkey bites, and bags of money!
[The trio gasp in a fit of anger]
BBoog
It was one night only, and you made me miss it!
No, you made us miss it!
BBoog
I know one thing I won't miss, your face!
Guys, there's only one thing we can do!
Don't you understand what this means? Wait till the Secret Shopper sees these violations. We'll get fired for sure!
BBoog
They can't fire you if you're not here.
Works for me!
Where have you been? Your shift started 7 hours ago!
BBoog
That reminds me, I gotta leave early, Sandy's getting fitted for new mudflaps. [eats jerky and walks away as Lenny growls]
Did you see those weirdos? Carrying that dumb Frosty Freezy Freeze cup around in a briefcase? [chuckles]
Well, it is super valuable.
BBoog
What do you mean, val-u-able?
It's from an old promotion the Frosty Mart ran: Unlimited free refills.
Unlimited free refills? They must not know what they have, or else they'd never leave. [scene zooms in on him] Can you imagine the horror?
[Scene changes to a black and white setting of Lenny running away from Fanboy and Chum Chum, accompanied by clones of themselves flying, all holding cups]
FCFanboy/Chum Chum
REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL!
BBoog
[laughs] Oh, you are mine now, cup! [reaches his hand into an oven by mistake]
Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Get 'em while they're hot!
BBoog
[Scalds his hand and screams as he runs around the mart before letting his hand cool] [sigh of relief] The ancient healing powers of relish.
Thanks for the Chimp Chomp, Boog. Oh, I almost forgot. This broke off. [gives Boog a broken-off joystick, Boog whimpers] Whoo-hoo! wait for me! [exits]
[Lenny enters the Frosty Mart with his bottom half encased in a giant pink ice cube using skiing poles to move. Boog stares at him, confused.]
[clearly annoyed] I lost three toes. Tell me we got that cup. [Boog whimpers and shows him the broken joystick.]
[Not pleased, Lenny stomps on Boog's foot]
BBoog
[shrieks in pain] AAAAAGH!!!
BBoog
So here's the plan. They put the cup in the cup holder, and... [puts a cup in a cup holder, which slides in and its compartment closes] bada-bing, bada-boom! The cup is ours! [both laugh] That's good, right? [drives Sandy to Fanboy and Chum Chum] Hey, boys. Need a lift?
Yeah, I'm guessing a "lift" is some new form of wedgie, so we're gonna pass.
BBoog
No, I'll give you a ride in my car.
You'd let us ride in Sandy?
Come on, Chum Chum! We can finish our contest later!
What was your contest?
Seeing who can step in the most gum.
FCFanboy/Chum Chum
[both leap into Sandy with gum on their feet] Yaaaaay!
BBoog
[anxiously] Uh, tell me you're not getting gum...on the carpet?
Nope, [he and Chum Chum stretch gum on their feet] it's all on the seats. [Boog grumbles]
Uh, say, fellas. If you like, we can put that cup in the cup holder for ya. [chuckles]
Look, Cuppy. A special seat just for you.
[Fanboy starts to reach Cuppy out to the cup holder, but abruptly stops]
Hey, it's Oz!
[Lenny tries to get the cup but Fanboy's arm moves before he can get it. He and Boog grumble]
[seeing Oz cross the street] Hey, Oz. Can we give you a ride?
Well, I've already walked my thirty steps for the day. What the heck? [opens car door] Comin' in! [gets in, squashing Lenny to the window] If you can just scoot over a little, yeah, here we go -- over here.
BBoog
Hey, hey, watch where you're -- [Oz leans against him as he screams]
...sure are snug, let me just use a little grease from this chicken. There we go! [pants] With room to spare. [holds a bucket of chicken legs] So what's up? [pants]
BBoog
[annoyed] Anyone else you'd like to PICK UP?!
[All three are eating chicken legs]
Well, now that you mention it. [Boog grumbles] Thanks for giving all our friends a ride!
BBoog
How do you like that hot air, boys? I switched out the tanks! [laughs]
Oh, why, Boog? Why you gotta make it so hard?
BBoog
Cause I like messing with you dweebs! And I love balloons. [Flies away on a bouquet of helium balloons while laughing]
BBoog
♪ Well, you know I got to stop you ♪
BBoog
Aw man, the fuzz!
[Fanboy as a traffic police cop, driving Chum Chum as a motorbike. They catch up with Boog, with Fanboy standing by the bus door. Fanboy taps the windscreen which Boog nervously winds down]
[in a Texan accent] License and registration, sir.
BBoog
What'd I do, officer? Was it that lady's garden gnomes I drove through? 'Cause I swear those little twerps started it!
I'll ask the question, sir. [Chum Chum comes next to Fanboy making noises which Fanboy stops] You one of them yankee fellas running Frosty Freezy Freeze down into these parts? Hmm?
BBoog
Huh? I was just--
Don't you back-sass me! Well I guess I'm gonna have to confiscate all the Frost Freezy Freeze you got on board.
BBoog
Whatever you say, officer! I don't want no trouble!
Chum Chum: [radio voice] 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12, we have a 10-3512 in progress. All units must proceed. Over. [static noise]
Looks like today's your lucky day. [rides off on Chum Chum]
S1 The Frosty Bus
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Boog, what are you doing? You can't sell junk in the parking lot.
BBoog
I'm just getting rid of junk I don't need. [he blows up another balloon]
Cat massage made easy? Stress to itch cream? Hey, this stuff is mine!
BBoog
Like I said. I don't need it. [releases the balloon causing it to deflate as Lenny walks away and Boog laughs]
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