“Face-Eating Aliens From Planet X” · Season 2
In this episode: Super Chum (4), Fanboy (3), Yo (3), Marsha (2), Lupe (1)
[At beginning of episode]
"And then, as her three tongues licked her seven lips, he realized that she was a..."
FACE-EATING ALIEN FROM PLANET X!
I am shocked to my very core, Chum Chum. If this children's comic book is to be believed, there are Face-Eating Aliens living among us.
And they look exactly like everyone else! And the only way to recognize them is by their horrible screech!
HI!!!
Girls are so funny. "Pass these notes and make sure you don't read it. It's for girls only."
Unless...They are not girls at all! ask yourself, Chum Chum. Why would a group of girls get together on a Saturday night?
To braid each other's hair and glue rhinestones to cookies?
Ha, ha, ha, ha! I don't think so. No, I think you'll find the far more rational explanation is...THEY'RE FACE-EATING ALIENS FROM PLANET X!
[gasp, choke] I sucked in some glitter.
See for yourself. What are those girls doing right now?
Jumping rope?
Sure. They might be jumping rope, or they might be -- SPOOLING UP A WORMHOLE SO THEY CAN TELEPORT BACK TO PLANET X. WHERE THEY'LL HOST THEIR EVIL ALIEN BANQUET. The main course? FACE!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
It is Fanboy and Chum Chum!
[gasps] The ultimate violation of slumber party protocol!
These boys have to be punished!
This is the part where they eat our faces!
[They scream as the girls lean in as the view goes black and we hear smacking and licking sounds... then it fades back up to reveal the girls wearing lipstick as Fanboy and Chum Chum stand, still perfectly fine.]
[gasps] They didn't eat our faces!
[They turn to reveal themselves smooched all over with kiss marks]
But they did kiss them...!
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!
[They run out of Yo's house screaming in embarrassment as the girls laugh; once they get away from the house, they wipe the kiss marks away and sigh.]
Well, at least we know the girls aren't aliens, am I right?
I can't believe they thought we were Face-Eating Aliens!
I knoooooow! We're Head-Eating Aliens. [opens fridge revealing lifelike heads]
I like Fankylechum!
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