Yo quotes from Fanboy &amp; Chum Chum

Cut it out, Yo!

YYo

[chases Fanboy carrying Chum Chum, giggling] C'mon, Fanboy! I just wanna be with him a little bit!

How many times do I need to tell you!? Chum Chum is not a toy!

Yeah! Hands off the merchandise!

YYo

[giggles] I know! But he's just so cute! And Chum-Chummy!

S1 Trading Day

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I don't think Scampers has hatched from his cat egg yet.

YYo

Oh, silly Chum Chum. Scampers is one of my Yamaguchi digital pets, See?, All you do is press the buttons to play with him, clean him or feed him,. It's so easy. He'll beep to tell you what he needs.

Fear not, Yo, You can count on us.

YYo

Thanks guys! [then, ominously] However, make sure you take good care of Scampers. Otherwise he'll power down. [mimes dying; chipper again] Well, see you!

S1 Digital Pet Cemetery

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[Oz has defeated Scampers]

Oz, how did you know we were in trouble?

I was coming to show you my sweet viking costume when my own horns picked up the distress signal.

YYo

Why didn't you just use the door?

It's called "making an entrance". Duh!

[Fanboy and Chum Chum giggle]

[Sometime later, they continue a conversation]

Yo was all like, "Why didn't you use the door?". And then I said, "It's called 'making an entrance'" that.

[Fanboy and Chum Chum giggle again]

YYo

[sarcastically] Yeah Oz, we remember.

S1 Digital Pet Cemetery

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Or... [pulls down a poster of a bouncy house] this state-of-the-art bouncy house!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

Bouncy!

DYDuke/Yo/Nancy

Bouncy house yay!

[leaps out of his seat] A bouncy house! [bounces around cutely] Bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house!

[looks at poster] Oh yes. , bouncy house, you will be mine...

S1 I, Fanbot

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[opens the door, horrified] Failed. [everyone stops and stares at him] YOU ALL FAILED!

YYo

[shocked and heartbroken] We failed?

You all got zeros! [at Kyle] uh, Except you, you got a 12.

Kyle

Thank you.

YYo

But that's impossible! We all used a robot's brain!

Actually, it was Fanboy's brain.

YYo

[angrily] What?!

Yeah, we left the robot brain at Oz's.

Kyle

You idiots! You had a robot brain?! Why not just put that into Fanboy?

[realizing his mistake] Huh, Um...I guess because then I wouldn't have the...robot claws?

[jazz hands] Robot claws.

[meekly] Biddy-biddy?

[angrily] YOU. YOU COST ME MY BOUNCY HOUSE!!!

[Mr. Mufflin and the students angrily walk slowly closer to them]

Uh, Fanbot, I think we'd better roll.

Beep, boop, I agree! [launches out of the mob, but lands back in it on another side]

Uh-oh.

It's a good thing I don't have human emotions, or I'd be very scared right now.

Uh, Fanbot? I think you oiled yourself. [looks at the oil Fanbot leaked]

YYo

GET HIM!

MMr . Mufflin

[halts Yo and Duke in mid-air as they’re about to attack Fanbot] STOP!

Phew. Thanks, Mr. --

I get FIRST SHOT!

[Everybody starts attacking Fanbot all over]

FANBOT!

[as his head is detached and flies out] Chum Chum, my brain! Save my precious brain!

S1 I, Fanbot

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[Fanboy falls after Yo ties his shoelaces]

YYo

Yay! My first prank!

Beginners' luck, Yo.

YYo

Here, let me help you up! [electrocutes Fanboy as she does]

Got me again. You're a fast learner.

YYo

(hands Fanboy a cup of water) You look like you could use some water.

That would be...(a piranha bites Fanboy's nose) PIRANHA!!!!! (bangs his head on the floor than tosses the piranha off his nose) You got quite a streak going, Yo.

YYo

And I owe it all to you! (hands Fanboy a present) Here, I want you to have this present.

Oooh! I like... (Sprinkles the bear jumps out of the box and attacks Fanboy)

YYo

Thanks a lot, Fanboy!

Eh, don't mention it. (Sprinkles attacks Fanboy again) Augh, watch the face!

S1 Prank Master

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No, but I can explain. Because...um...well... [rips off Yo's hair] this isn't Yo's real hair!

YYo

Oh, Yeah? Well...Chum Chum's left leg isn't real! [Chum Chum's leg springs off of him.]

Oh yeah? Well...Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a smaller Lupe!

MLMini Lupe

[controlling Lupe with a joystick] Ay! Pay no attention! Pay no attention!

S1 Battle of the Stands

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[the girls jump on them, starting a big ball of violence which smashes both lemonade stands]

MMufflin

[offscreen] A-a-ahem!

[the fight stops, Yo punches Fanboy one last time]

Oh, hey, guys.

Janitor Poopatine

What a pathetic display.

MMufflin

[holding Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe's money jars] We are taking back our money, and spending it somewhere more respectable!

LCLunch Lady Cram

Hey! Like that Frosty Freezy Freeze stand across the street! [Pan over to Dollarnator at a Frosty Freezy Freeze stand where the boys' lemonade stand was at the start of the episode]

Dollar-nator

Next, please.

FCFanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe

Dollarnator???? [the crowd runs to the stand]

Dollar-nator

Come on, guys. Lemonade was so three minutes ago.

S1 Battle of the Stands

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[At beginning of episode]

"And then, as her three tongues licked her seven lips, he realized that she was a..."

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

FACE-EATING ALIEN FROM PLANET X!

I am shocked to my very core, Chum Chum. If this children's comic book is to be believed, there are Face-Eating Aliens living among us.

S2 Face-Eating Aliens From Planet X

And they look exactly like everyone else! And the only way to recognize them is by their horrible screech!

YYo

HI!!!

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Lupe

It is Fanboy and Chum Chum!

MMarsha

[gasps] The ultimate violation of slumber party protocol!

YYo

These boys have to be punished!

This is the part where they eat our faces!

[They scream as the girls lean in as the view goes black and we hear smacking and licking sounds... then it fades back up to reveal the girls wearing lipstick as Fanboy and Chum Chum stand, still perfectly fine.]

[gasps] They didn't eat our faces!

[They turn to reveal themselves smooched all over with kiss marks]

But they did kiss them...!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!

[They run out of Yo's house screaming in embarrassment as the girls laugh; once they get away from the house, they wipe the kiss marks away and sigh.]