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Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 1

Mr. Mufflin, Fanboy and Chum Chum and others in “Wizboy”

[First lines of the series]

Mr. Mufflin

...And lastly, there was a misprint on today’s cafeteria menu. “Meat Larf” should read “Meat Lard”.

Fanboy and Chum Chum

[alternating] Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin!

Mr. Mufflin

[sighs] Yes, Purple...Kid?

Fanboy

Which juice box goes best with meat larf?

Chum Chum

Red or white grape?

Mr. Mufflin

[grunts] If any people hold two of these back for another year, I'm gonna put in for very early retirement there cuz I wanna put in for very early retirement there. [receives note] What's this? Oh great, A new student. Well, where's he?

[The lights go out, Kyle appears]

Kyle

From beyond the veil of dispose, comes with one happy person who's versed in ways of sorcerery, traveler of who the mystical realms of necromancy. Please tremble, and give it up for...Kyle, the Conjurer!!! And, scene.

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