Oz Harmounian quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Oz

uh... I'm curious. Were you planning on applying the brake, before we crash into the Frosty Mart?

Oz

Guys, seriously! Everyone knows there is only one fighting style that reigns supreme: Breath of the Dragon! [lets out his dragon breath]

Fanboy

The dragon age an onion bagel. Retreat, Chum Chum, Retreat!

Oz

Super Samurai! Sashimi! That's right! Not in my dojo! Who's the ninja? Beat you again. In your face! [accidentally points at his mother, and air sputters out of his finger] Hello, mother. How's the knee?

Ozvald Harmounian, I am this close to throwing out all this junk and turning whole place into yogurt shop! [pulls down an ad reading "Oz's Mom's Yogurt" and herself cheerfully licking a yogurt]

Fanboy

A yogurt shop? You wouldn't!

Are you wanting bet? I already purchase goat! [Mitzi bleats from upstairs] I'm coming, Mitzi! Just put it on pause for me!

Oz

Mom, please! Don't make me sell things. It's too soon. I'm not ready.

You've got til 6:00 to make a sale… [holds up an empty pickle jar in Oz's face] and put money in jar. [sets the jar down on the counter]

Oz

No, Mom, please! Seriously, it's not fair!

Fanboy

Oz, how did you know we were in trouble?

Oz

I was coming to show you my sweet viking costume when my own horns picked up the distress signal.

Why didn't you just use the door?

Oz

It's called "making an entrance". Duh!

Oz

Yo was all like, "Why didn't you use the door?". And then I said, "It's called 'making an entrance'" that.

[sarcastically] Yeah Oz, we remember.

Fanbot

But with great robotic power comes great robotic responsibility. It is up to I, Fanbot, to make sure that we all pass the test.

Oz

Wait, you did this to pass the test? Well then shouldn't we have put the robot brain in your body?

Fanbot

No, because then, I wouldn't have robot claws. Duh! Didididididi.

Chum Chum

Robot claws...!

Chum Chum

OZ! OZ! HELP!

Oz

Hey, Chum Chum. How was the test?

Chum Chum

Not good. There's an angry mob after me, and they want Fanboy's head!

[repeatedly] We want the head!

Oz

Uh, I have some experience with angry mobs. I once led a run on the Frosty Mart during the Great Nacho Shortage of '97. So, allow me.

We want the head!

Kyle

How did that happen? [grunts, notices mob] This isn't good.

Chum Chum

Phew. glad that's over. Wait. where's Fanboy's brain? [sees seagull poking Fanboy's brain] Shoo, shoo! Dirty bird. Oz, we need to put this back in Fanboy's body.

Oz

Ooh, yeah, about that. I kind of put the robot brain into Fanboy's body, you know, for safekeeping.

Chum Chum

Uh-huh, so...where is it?

Oz

Well, last I saw, uh, Fanboy's body was building a rocket for travel to Mars. Heh!

Oz

Oh, there he goes now! [chuckles] Wow, he's ahead of schedule.

Chum Chum

Oh, no! I'm too late! W-w-where am I going to put Fanboy's brain now?!?

Oz

Hmm, I wish Fanboy's body was here, he'd have a good idea. But we'll think of something!

Oz

This place is seriously not Valhalla.

What does he mean, "not Valhalla"?

Oz

I'm sorry, do you see the 500 doors of Gliffingang or am I just missing them?

[looks around] He's right! Where are the golden horns of Limpska?! And the shields of Flubenklaven?! THIS ISN'T VALHALLA, MEN! WE'VE BEEN TRICKED! [starts going on a rampage in the Frosty Mart]

Lenny

Did you see those weirdos? Carrying that dumb Frosty Freezy Freeze cup around in a briefcase? [chuckles]

Oz

Well, it is super valuable.

What do you mean, val-u-able?

Oz

It's from an old promotion the Frosty Mart ran: Unlimited free refills.

Lenny

Unlimited free refills? They must not know what they have, or else they'd never leave. [scene zooms in on him] Can you imagine the horror?

REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL!

So here's the plan. They put the cup in the cup holder, and... [puts a cup in a cup holder, which slides in and its compartment closes] bada-bing, bada-boom! The cup is ours! [both laugh] That's good, right? [drives Sandy to Fanboy and Chum Chum] Hey, boys. Need a lift?

Fanboy

Yeah, I'm guessing a "lift" is some new form of wedgie, so we're gonna pass.

No, I'll give you a ride in my car.

Chum Chum

You'd let us ride in Sandy?

Fanboy

Come on, Chum Chum! We can finish our contest later!

Lenny

What was your contest?

Fanboy

Seeing who can step in the most gum.

[both leap into Sandy with gum on their feet] Yaaaaay!

[anxiously] Uh, tell me you're not getting gum...on the carpet?

Fanboy

Nope, [he and Chum Chum stretch gum on their feet] it's all on the seats. [Boog grumbles]

Lenny

Uh, say, fellas. If you like, we can put that cup in the cup holder for ya. [chuckles]

Chum Chum

Look, Cuppy. A special seat just for you.

Chum Chum

Hey, it's Oz!

Fanboy

[seeing Oz cross the street] Hey, Oz. Can we give you a ride?

Oz

Well, I've already walked my thirty steps for the day. What the heck? [opens car door] Comin' in! [gets in, squashing Lenny to the window] If you can just scoot over a little, yeah, here we go -- over here.

Hey, hey, watch where you're -- [Oz leans against him as he screams]

Oz

...sure are snug, let me just use a little grease from this chicken. There we go! [pants] With room to spare. [holds a bucket of chicken legs] So what's up? [pants]

[annoyed] Anyone else you'd like to PICK UP?!

Fanboy

Well, now that you mention it. [Boog grumbles] Thanks for giving all our friends a ride!

Oz

It's him, It's him!

Wrong! Ze real Sigmund is over zere.

Oz

It's him!, It's him!

Sigmund

You've been dazzled...by Sigmund Ze Sorcerer!

Oz

Ok, my mind is SERIOUSLY freaked!

STAN!

Oz

[sadly] My candy! My beautiful symmetrical candy.

Fanboy

Cheer up, Oz. You saved Halloween!

How about a treat, boys?

Candy! [They each take a handful of candy and chew them]

Smile!

[at the camera] They don't call me Mr. Trick for nothing!