Chum Chum and Fanboy in “Fanboy Stinks”

[singsongy] Horrible stench? Where're you? Hmm, maybe it's this cottage cheese. [sniffs] YEEEEEEUUUGGGH. [at the camera] Smells like that cheese died in that cottage.

[humming] whatcha Doing, My Pocket Sized Amigo?

Some horrible smell woke me up this morning, and I am figuring out where it's coming from?

A horrible smell, you say? Is this the reek you seek!? [emits a huge stench while revealing that he's dirty all over]

UGH! You smell like if a foot and Brussels sprouts had a baby [his own eyes well with tears, due to the other bad smell]...who pooped its diaper!

And how! You see, Chum Chum, modern man has forgotten what the caveman once knew. [his stench emerges] Stink good! [Chum Chum tries to spray him with water] Ah! What are you doing?

I'm trying to hose off the stink!

Ee, ah! Wah! Water no touchy! Ah! No washy! Water bad! I'm shooting for the world record: Longest time without taking a bath! Okay?

[turns off hose] Okay! For now, if it's being alright with you, I'll be able to keep my face in this cuz I wanna keep my face in this. [sniffs, then sticks his face into cottage cheese] Oh, yeah, that's better. [gives a thumbs-up]