“I, Fanbot” · Season 1
In this episode: Super Chum (6), Oz Harmounian (3), Fanbot (3), Fanboy (2), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (2), Mr. Mufflin (2), Yo (2)
Or... [pulls down a poster of a bouncy house] this state-of-the-art bouncy house!
Bouncy!
Bouncy house yay!
[leaps out of his seat] A bouncy house! [bounces around cutely] Bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house!
[looks at poster] Oh yes. , bouncy house, you will be mine...
Fanboy, I think you're stalling.
I am not stalling! [heads over to a strange, blue toy which has flowers attached to wires protruding from it] I am flurping the meisenhoffel! [pushes down on a flower, which makes a "boing" sound, then puts his ear up to the "meisenhoffel"] Flurp!
[gasps as he sees himself in the mirror] Yes! I am a robot! I mean, [in a robotic voice] I am Fanbot. Didididididi. The world's most perfect creation... [crushes Oz's collection of figurines] Oh...I meant to do that. Ditty...ditty...ditty?
But with great robotic power comes great robotic responsibility. It is up to I, Fanbot, to make sure that we all pass the test.
Wait, you did this to pass the test? Well then shouldn't we have put the robot brain in your body?
No, because then, I wouldn't have robot claws. Duh! Didididididi.
Robot claws...!
[opens the door, horrified] Failed. [everyone stops and stares at him] YOU ALL FAILED!
[shocked and heartbroken] We failed?
You all got zeros! [at Kyle] uh, Except you, you got a 12.
Thank you.
But that's impossible! We all used a robot's brain!
Actually, it was Fanboy's brain.
[angrily] What?!
Yeah, we left the robot brain at Oz's.
You idiots! You had a robot brain?! Why not just put that into Fanboy?
[realizing his mistake] Huh, Um...I guess because then I wouldn't have the...robot claws?
[jazz hands] Robot claws.
[meekly] Biddy-biddy?
[angrily] YOU. YOU COST ME MY BOUNCY HOUSE!!!
[Mr. Mufflin and the students angrily walk slowly closer to them]
Uh, Fanbot, I think we'd better roll.
Beep, boop, I agree! [launches out of the mob, but lands back in it on another side]
Uh-oh.
It's a good thing I don't have human emotions, or I'd be very scared right now.
Uh, Fanbot? I think you oiled yourself. [looks at the oil Fanbot leaked]
GET HIM!
[halts Yo and Duke in mid-air as they’re about to attack Fanbot] STOP!
Phew. Thanks, Mr. --
I get FIRST SHOT!
[Everybody starts attacking Fanbot all over]
FANBOT!
[as his head is detached and flies out] Chum Chum, my brain! Save my precious brain!
OZ! OZ! HELP!
Hey, Chum Chum. How was the test?
Not good. There's an angry mob after me, and they want Fanboy's head!
[repeatedly] We want the head!
Uh, I have some experience with angry mobs. I once led a run on the Frosty Mart during the Great Nacho Shortage of '97. So, allow me.
We want the head!
How did that happen? [grunts, notices mob] This isn't good.
Phew. glad that's over. Wait. where's Fanboy's brain? [sees seagull poking Fanboy's brain] Shoo, shoo! Dirty bird. Oz, we need to put this back in Fanboy's body.
Ooh, yeah, about that. I kind of put the robot brain into Fanboy's body, you know, for safekeeping.
Uh-huh, so...where is it?
Well, last I saw, uh, Fanboy's body was building a rocket for travel to Mars. Heh!
Oh, there he goes now! [chuckles] Wow, he's ahead of schedule.
Oh, no! I'm too late! W-w-where am I going to put Fanboy's brain now?!?
Hmm, I wish Fanboy's body was here, he'd have a good idea. But we'll think of something!
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