Fanboy quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Fanboy

[sighs] How many cupcakes can one cat eat?

Fanboy

WHOA! Scampers, that's a two-beeper!

Fanboy

[walking down the stairs] All right, I'm coming. I do not realize to think my own legs were starting to fall asleep. [opens the door and sees a coffin] A coffin? Well, that's strange. Hm, no card.

Fanboy

[grabs Yo] Hey! Wanna see how Chirp-Chirp taught me my times tables? [starts spinning around crazily on the floor]

Fanboy

Uh, Chum Chum, tell me my jaw did not just touch this floor.

Fanboy

You never get used to that sound.

Fanboy

No! [To Miss Olive] Uh, Miss Olive? I was thinking. Naps are very healthy for growing bodies, but so is Vitamin D! And what better source of Vitamin D than the warming rays of... "'[Opens the blinds and sees a solar eclipse, gasping] A solar eclipse?!? CURSE YOU, SEMI-ELLIPTICAL ORBIT!!! You know what we need? Music. [goes over to the record player and turns up the volume] Okay, everybody! On your feet!

Fanboy

Hurry, before he's inconvenienced!

Fanboy

[tries to pretend to open the oven in the dollhouse] How do you…get the…uh. I gonna have to call the oven guy tomorrow. [his stomach growls; groans] I wish my appetite would shrink as much as the rest of me. [spies a candy bar on the chair outside] Hey. It's one of those candy bars that made Oz grow. Maybe if I ate it, I could grow too! Maybe even back to normal size!

Fanboy

I've been lying here for hours trying to figure out why I tied this string to my finger. I know it was to help me remember something, but what?!?

Fanboy

What's this? Man-Arctica presents: The Ice Scream Extreme, opening today?!? Chum Chum, come up here and high-five me!

Fanboy

Step right up, try the Chulk Belly Bounce! Hit the belly button for extra bounce!

Fanboy

EVERYBODY, SLOW DOWN!!! [everyone stops] NOW, GIRLS TO THE LEFT-- AND BOYS TO THE RIGHT! AND KEEP THAT SKATEBOARD OUTTA SIGHT! Hey, that rhymed.

Fanboy

Chum Chum, give me eight fingers.

Fanboy

[Singsong] Pinata? I know you're in there! I can see your glowing, red eyes! [Normal] Huh.

...And lastly, there was a misprint on today’s cafeteria menu. “Meat Larf” should read “Meat Lard”.

[alternating] Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin! Mr. Mufflin!

[sighs] Yes, Purple...Kid?

Fanboy

Which juice box goes best with meat larf?

Chum Chum

Red or white grape?

[grunts] If any people hold two of these back for another year, I'm gonna put in for very early retirement there cuz I wanna put in for very early retirement there. [receives note] What's this? Oh great, A new student. Well, where's he?

Kyle

From beyond the veil of dispose, comes with one happy person who's versed in ways of sorcerery, traveler of who the mystical realms of necromancy. Please tremble, and give it up for...Kyle, the Conjurer!!! And, scene.