Sigmund quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Oz

It's him, It's him!

Wrong! Ze real Sigmund is over zere.

Oz

It's him!, It's him!

Sigmund

You've been dazzled...by Sigmund Ze Sorcerer!

Oz

Ok, my mind is SERIOUSLY freaked!

Kyle

Hello, Sigmund.

Sigmund

Vell, if it isn't Kyle...ze CONSTIPATOR! [laughs]

Kyle

You know PERFECTLY well that it's Kyle the Conjurer!

Chum Chum

Could I get your autograph?

Sigmund

You already have it! Check ze insides of your eyelids.

Chum Chum

[closes eyes to see Sigmund's autograph] Ooh whoa! I'll never open my eyes again.

Sigmund

Oh, Baby pheasant, How unexpecticuly posh?, I suppose, I could force it down. Ah, Ah, Ah!

Kyle

What are you doing?

Sigmund

Why is my dinner not serving itself to me?! Your house is enchanted, is it not?

Kyle

Enchanted?

Sigmund

Yeah, enchanted! Teapots that pour their own tea, napkins that jump into your lap, knives that cut without you holds them, ENCHANTED!!!

Kyle

Well, well. So, Kyle the Constipator finally has something the great Sigmund wants. Well tough toads, they're not for sale!

Sigmund

I'll get you readmitted to Milkweed.

Kyle

Really?

Sigmund

I'm on the board. Hehe.

Kyle

Sold! I'll just go pack, shall I?

Sigmund

Congratulations on your purchase of my latest und greatest Merchan-dazzle: Sigmund ze Sorcerer's Vizard Challenge!

Whoa!

Kyle

Ugh, even his hologram is insufferable!

Sigmund

You!

Fanboy

Me!, Oh he picked me!

Sigmund

Are you ready for ze ultimate video game challenge?

Fanboy

Yes!, My life's work has led to this moment.

Sigmund

Zhen, enter your vizard name.

Sigmund

Fandalf! Gorlock! Pyle the Insignificant, choose your controllers!

Awesome!

Kyle

Wait, What -- what about me? Where's my controller?

Sigmund

Vands are for vizards! You will be the shoe.

Kyle

Oh, Milkweed. Your forgotten son has returned-- [something falls and bounced on his head, landing on his hands] What the elf is this?

Fanboy

[when the lights turn on, showing they returned back to reality] Ooh!, It's a board game!

Chum Chum

Milkweed Academy: The Home Game.

Kyle

You mean I've been busting my shoe just to win a stupid game for children?!

Fanboy

Not just for children!, Fun for ages 8 to 888.

Kyle

[slamming the board game on the floor] THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Sigmund

[suddenly on orb hologram] But Kyle, you didn't foolishly think that playing a video game vould get you into ze most exclusive school in the universe, did you?

Kyle

Yes, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to -- wait. How did you know my name?

Sigmund

Hmm, how indeed Kyle?, Could be zat I am not the hologram, but rather ze real Sigmund surrounded by a glowly spell? Oh, Kyle. It seems zat you vill never learn! [Sigmund Laughs, Suddenly freezes and grunting] Vait!, Vhy am I not able to move ze limbs?!