Haleh quotes from E.R.

Chuny

I heard Mark's coming back today.

Haleh

Thank God. If Weaver gets any nastier, we're gonna have to call Animal Control.

Abby

How long was I out?

Haleh

About 20 minutes.

Abby

Oh, that must be why I feel so refreshed. So, is this a med student hazing thing, or do you just hate me?

Haleh

You're younger than us, prettier than us, and skinnier than us.

Lydia

We hate you.

Abby

Thanks for the candor.

Is there a lost and found box?

Haleh

Yeah, someone stole it.

Haleh

You owe me one.

What? No, I don't.

Haleh

Yeah, you do. I put down the NG on Mrs. Leighberger.

I didn't ask you to do that.

Haleh

Dr. Kovac did.

What?

Haleh

He said you were a little "over-extended" today, unlike the rest of us. [leaves]

Abby, will you excuse me? I need to go yell at someone.

Abby

[doesn't look up from her patient] Have fun.

Luka

Haleh?

Haleh

Sam called. Good thing too. It's been over two weeks and my husband was driving me crazy.

Ray

[at Haleh's Christmas choir tryouts] You remember Debbie Allen from Fame?

Yeah.

Ray

Well, Haleh makes her look like Mother Teresa.

Haleh

Next!

Jerry

[about Pratt's suit] Dr. Pratt! Who's the lucky lady?

Pratt

Oh, no, no- it's nothing like that, just a little charity event I gotta attend to.

[adjusting Pratt's tie] Oh, don't you be coy, Pratt! Chicago's 50 hottest bachelors are being auctioned off to benefit the Chicago Health Coalition! [Pratt chuckles]

Jerry

Impressive!

[peeved] I, the 51st hottest bachelor, didn't make the cut.

Abby

How's Olivia feel about this?

Pratt

Feel about what?

Abby

the fact that someone's buying a date with her boyfriend?

Pratt

Aw, I wouldn't put it that way! It's a good cause- she's cool.

Haleh

[sarcastically] Really? Your African-American girlfriend is cool with her African-American boyfriend bein' put up on the block for a bunch of rich white women to bid on?

Pratt

[grins] Take it easy, Angela Davis. How do you know they're all white? See ya!

Kerry

Hey Haleh, can you pass me a head-C and a three-pack of Vicodin? [to Hope] I'll get him started on something for the pain-

Haleh

Sorry. We got rid of head-C's about a year ago, and we're not allowed to dispense meds from the ER anymore.

Kerry

So what's a patient supposed to do if they can't get to a pharmacy?!

Haleh

You are preaching to the choir, sister- I liked it better when you ran the joint.

Skye

[about working nights] It's much better than being stuck in a hospital all day when it's beautiful outside.

Frank

I hear you. I'm a big hiker, myself.

Haleh

You bump your head?

Haleh

Some we had to put up for them- Dr. Greene, Greg. You're the only one who's ever gotten to do two.

Abby

[looking at the tags] I don't see Carter up there.

Haleh

No, he wouldn't do it. He said it was defacing government property. s[he and Abby laugh, Abby puts up her and Luka's tags] We're gonna miss you so damn much. [she and Abby hug]

Haleh

Did that soft collar come down from central?

Frank

Yes.

Haleh

Were you going to tell me, or keep me waiting?

Frank

I forgot! So shoot me!

Haleh

Don't tempt me.