[to Neela, talking about his "first time" with his girlfriend] I've never been to the dance. I don't know how to do the mambo or pin the corsage.
“The Test” · Season 14, Episode 6
In this episode: Skye (2), Abby Lockhart (1), Morris (1), Frank Martin (1), Haleh (1), Harold (1)
[on Frank relentlessly chasing her down with some information] I think Frank has a crush on me.
What kind of creepy loser hangs out in the break room all night, second-guessing the Attendings when he's not even on the schedule? I don't know if I'm being Punk'd, or if you haze all new Attendings this way, but I don't need you double-checking my work. The only reason I am here is to make some extra cash for a surf trip. Come December, I am gone. So you can stop worrying that I'm after your job, or your promotion, or whatever you and your micropenis are so afraid of.
Hi. Archie Morris. I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Gotta bounce. You good?
[about working nights] It's much better than being stuck in a hospital all day when it's beautiful outside.
I hear you. I'm a big hiker, myself.
You bump your head?
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