Skye quotes from E.R.

Skye

What kind of creepy loser hangs out in the break room all night, second-guessing the Attendings when he's not even on the schedule? I don't know if I'm being Punk'd, or if you haze all new Attendings this way, but I don't need you double-checking my work. The only reason I am here is to make some extra cash for a surf trip. Come December, I am gone. So you can stop worrying that I'm after your job, or your promotion, or whatever you and your micropenis are so afraid of.

Hi. Archie Morris. I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Gotta bounce. You good?

Skye

[about working nights] It's much better than being stuck in a hospital all day when it's beautiful outside.

Frank

I hear you. I'm a big hiker, myself.

Haleh

You bump your head?

Skye

When it comes to relationships, I guess you could say I have a 'fluid' attitude.

Dubenko

Uh-huh.

Skye

When I'm with someone, I'm with them and when I'm not, I'm not.

Dubenko

'Love the one you're with'.

Skye

So if you can handle a relationship with no strings, sex with no commitments... then we're cool. [gauges his reaction] Does that freak you out?

Dubenko

No, I'm all good.

Dubenko

You know what really relaxes me?

Skye

Hm?

Dubenko

Yoga.

Skye

Oh yeah?

Dubenko

Yeah. After a couple of long hours in the OR, a few poses can really mellow me out.

Skye

I'm not into yoga. [rips his shirt open]

Dubenko

[gasps] No.

Dubenko

Forgive me for being so slow, Skye. I'm finally getting it now.

Skye

Get what?

Dubenko

That the whole Bohemian, drifter, 'love the one you're with' thing is nothing but a bogus justification to screw anything that catches your eye.

Skye

Well... good. Good, you finally figured me out. And you're absolutely right. I've done everybody: Pratt, Morris, Gates, security guards, Mel the Roach Coach Guy. And I'm having a damn good time with Simon Brenner. We've worn the varnish right off my desk. You know, it's too bad. It really is. I was starting to let my guard down with you. [hands him a gift bag] I bought this to keep you company while I'm on my dive.

Dubenko

Skye...

Skye

Gotta run, scheduled a quickie with Frank.