Is there a lost and found box?
Yeah, someone stole it.
“If I Should Fall from Grace” · Season 8, Episode 7
In this episode: Susan Lewis (3), John Carter (2), Gallant (2), Abby Lockhart (1), Mark Greene (1), Haleh (1)
I need a psych consult, my patient thinks he's a vampire.
'Count Fred'? Where is he?
Exam 2.
Is there a nurse in there with him?
No, why?
He's a vampire.
What do you mean he's a vampire?
I mean he drinks people's blood.
You're kidding right?
[they look into the exam room and find Fred drinking blood from an IV pack]
That's nasty.
You ever gotten an Erythropoietic porphyria?
No.
What about porphyria cutanea tarda?
Nope.
What's the most unusual medical case you've ever seen?
I had a guy with a live bullfrog in his ass once.
[Carter tells Susan about his past drug addiction]
Fentanyl?
I figured if I'd abuse drugs, I'd abuse a good one.
...
Disappointed in me?
No, no! I'm just... you were stabbed!
Twice. I don't recommend it.
[laughs and pauses] Can I see your scar?
What? No!
Why not? Don't be bashful.
No! Get your own.
[waiting for his grandmother to come home]] Why do I feel like a school kid sitting out here?
Must be the adolescent sexual tension.
[chuckles] That's it.
You know I used to have a crush on you.
Used to?
It's all coming back to me now.
[pauses] I used to have a crush on you too.
Liar.
I did! You were cute, real cute, but...
But?
Well, you were a med student, I was a resident...
I'm a resident now.
Chief Resident.
That's right. [pauses] I'm glad you came back.
Me too.
[after a pause and the sound of a car driving up the driveway, and headlights in their faces] Gamma's home.
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