Hey Haleh, can you pass me a head-C and a three-pack of Vicodin? [to Hope] I'll get him started on something for the pain-
Sorry. We got rid of head-C's about a year ago, and we're not allowed to dispense meds from the ER anymore.
So what's a patient supposed to do if they can't get to a pharmacy?!
You are preaching to the choir, sister- I liked it better when you ran the joint.
So, are you loving motherhood?
Yeah, it's, ah, it's bizarre.
[as baby Joe starts to fuss] I'm gonna have to feed him now.
Yeah, I'm down with that. Breastfeeding is a beautiful, natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of.
You're not sneaking a peek at my tits, Morris.
Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?
BCBennett Cray
It's all a beautiful lie that we tell ourselves. But it makes us feel better.
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