Webby Vanderquack quotes from DuckTales (2017)

[speaking in Magica's voice] No, no, I am Lena! I just look like Magica!

Webby

Stop mocking me!

Ugh, why does everything I say sound sarcastic?

Webby

Because you're a monster!

No! No! I'm not… a monster! [sprouts bat wings and turns into a bat creature]

Magica

Ooh, ironic!

Webby, help! [shoots out a fireball]

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Webby

[noticing the friendship bracelet on Lena's arm] Lena? I'm sorry. I didn't see. Of course, it's you. Is this what's been bothering you? That you might become Magica?

[in her normal voice] I'm just… so tired of fighting it. I am her.

Webby

No, you're not. We were trying to destroy you, and you still saved me.

Yeah, of course I did. Of course, I would. She would never.

Magica

What are you doing?! Don't listen to her. You are me!

Webby

You're not her. You're you. You put so much pressure on yourself to be good. But you're good enough. [holds out her hand]

Magica

Give me back my powers, you ungrateful brat!

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Would you knock it off with the song?!

Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!

Louie

The whobada bird of what now?

The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!

It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!

I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!

Webby

It was under our noses this whole time!

SSrooge

It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.

Louie

The treasure is a book?! Boo!

It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.

Webby

She really did have the answer to everything.

Or almost everything...

The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!

Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?

HDHuey, Dewey, Louie, Webby & Della

Yeah!

My name is Dewey!

[The mosquito that's been bothering Donald throughout the entire episode is soon revealed to be a robot spy controlled by F.O.W.L.]

Gandra

The ducks found the journal.

Black Heron

Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.

Bradford

Then the race is on.

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Mervana! A shining civilization, until its people disappeared... into the sea! Never to be found again. Until now! Solving the clues in Isabella Finch's journal, we'll finally able to find one of her legendary Missing Mysteries: The Lost Harp of Mervana!

[raising his hand] Doesn't Uncle Scrooge usually make the long winded treasure speeches?

Long winded?!

Webby

I like 'em.

We know. Ugh, we know.

This is Huey's quest. We're all here to support him. Well, go ahead lad.

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[Webby, Lena and Violet, weapons in hand, approach the front door of McDuck Manor, which is being accosted by pounds and moaning. When they open the door, Gladstone Gander tumbles in.]

UNCLE SCROOGE I NEED YOU [falls to the ground]

[The girls stare at Gladstone. Violet raises her stake.]

Webby

Stand down, Violet. It's just Donald's lucky loafer of a cousin, Gladstone.

Mmmm, if he's so lucky, why is he crying?

BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BROKEN! [blows his nose on Lena's shirt] It happened last night...

[Flashback...]

I had just been given a ride by a gent who needed help breaking in his new stretch limo.

[Gladstone steps out of the limo and waves to it. Shortly afterward, he is blasted by a strange green energy beam and looks lethargic.]

I was feeling peckish and a little drained. I found myself outside an All You Can Eat shrimp buffet and I screamed with joy because I love shrimp. I strolled inside to be named the 1,000th customer and awarded a free meal, but get this: no confetti? Or balloons? I asked for food and you know what they asked for in return? PAYMENT! I opened my wallet, it was EMPTY. Not ONE twenty dollar bill conveniently flew in, either, so I had to go to a bank! But it was...closed? Did you know things could be CLOSED? So I went to the ATM around the corner and asked it for twenty dollars! And you know how much it gave me?

Violet

...Twenty dollars?

[Flashback ends.]

Yeah! Not the usual accidental sack of rubies! THAT'S when I knew something was up and I needed Uncle Scrooge to fix it!

[Gladstone paces around the area, knocking things over and almost tripping.]

I had to WALK here! It took HOURS! No one offered me a ride, no passing hang gliders scooped me up and not ONE gust of wind whimsically carried me! IS THIS WHAT LIFE IS LIKE FOR YOU PEOPLE!!?

[Gladstone falls chin first to the ground.]

OW! Why weren't there PILLOWS THERE!?

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[The kids split up into three groups of two in order to retrieve the three pieces of the Sword of Swanstantine around the Istanbird marketplace before the F.O.W.L. agents do while Scrooge battles Black Heron]

Webby

Okay, if we wanna find the sword piece we're after, we can't do anything to alert F.O.W.L.

[to every person] You, sword? Looking for a sword! Looking for a sword here! Do you have a sword?!

Webby

Or we can blindly ask every person we see. According to Finch's journal, our piece of the sword resides in the "Heavens."

Aw, how am I gonna get to heaven when legends live forever?

Webby

We have to rely on our inner strengths. Keen observation. [she and Dewey look up and spot the Sword's Handle in the grip of the statue of Swanstantine the Great at the very top of a building; gasps] Oh, there it is!

[sees Gandra Dee, who's making her way to get there first] Oh! We could follow that F.O.W.L. lady and beat her to it.

Webby

[gasps] Agent Dee! Okay, okay, no problem. We can use those platforms to figure out a way up there first.

[calling out] Hear that, tech-head?! Prepare to get Control-Alt-Dew-leted!

Webby

As long as she doesn't realize we're here.

Gandra

Oh, this is a heck of a predicament. [analyzes the two kids] On one hand, I don't wanna hurt you two, but in my other hand, I have a flash bomb. [throws the flash bomb at them, causing them to be temporarily blinded]

Uh, Webs?!

Webby

Dewey?!

I… I can't see anything!

Webby

It's a flash bomb! It should wear off in a few minutes.

We don't have a few minutes!