RockerduckYou need a name. The Gilded Gift? The Thank You Kindly? [gasps] The Big Rock of Gold? No, the Rockerduck Nugget. I mean, why overthink it?
That's the McDuck Nugget! What's the meaning of this thievery?!
Don't mind this rube. So! [seizes Rockerduck] What the meaning of this pilfering!?
Rockerduck
Thievery? Pilfering? Oh, no, I'm putting the humble boomtown of… What is it? Gut punch?
SMSheriff Marshall
Gumption!
Rockerduck
Ah, Gumption, on the map. Make it one of the shining mega-cities of the American West! I've invested heavily in this charming burb with its sand and tumble weeds and weathered sun-burnt faces. And all I asked for in return is the right to drill a tiny hole in the center of town.
But I staked a claim on this plot months ago!
Rockerduck
Yes, but if I own the town, I own everything in it and under it.
Do you know who you're messing with? That's the Buckaroo of the Badlands, the Maverick of the Montana Cattle Wars, the legendary Scrooge McDuck! You cross him and get ready for a cross hook across your jaw! Ain't that right?
[stepping in front of her] I'll make the declarations from here. [to Rockerduck] Get you're plundering paws off my caches.
You going to take that guff from this foolish, mangy, flea-bitten peasant? Put his filthy mitts all over your finely pressed suit?
Rockerduck
[laughs] That would cost you, small-timer. I studied Queensbury rules. Put up your dukes. Jab, jab. Uppercut. Cross. I'll butter your bean.
[Louie and Violet enter the Spice-a-torium to get the Sword's Guard piece and come across John D. Rockerduck]
Ah, Cristoph, old friend, hello!
I'm looking to spruce up the decor in my torture dungeon and I heard you were in possession of Swanstantine's Sword Guard.
CCristoph
Oh, dear, Serpent, you've put me in such a pickle. I don't want to incur your wrath, but I also want this man's 50 pounds of gold.
Rockerduck
[exiting the bathroom] All right, Condiment Duke, or whatever you call yourself, John D. Rockerduck shall have his guard! What's this hullabaloo?
F.O.W.L. beat us here?! You had to stop for that liver kabob.
I don't have to tell you what happened to the King of Si-Ham when he crossed me.
CCristoph
I'm sorry, mein freund, but the Silver-Tongued Serpent demands the Guard, and he's not to be displeased.
Rockerduck
[laughs] Silver-Tongued what? He's a mere child, a drooling, blabbering, buttercup. And I'm me, the heir apparent of the Rockerduck fortune, ruthless rustler, and the greatest land baron of the American West… In America!
CCristoph
Well, it seems we will settle this the way we settle all feuds.
Lads, lasses, where are ya?
Ahh, I knew you could foil those feculent F.O.W.L. agents!
Rockerduck
I beg to differ.
SSteelbeek
Your Bazaar adventure is over. Get it? "Bazaar?" Ho-ho-ho, man! I gotta try stand up!
[closes his beak, shutting him up] Quiet! My patience is up. [walks over to the kids] Hand over the Sword pieces.
[to Huey] Come on, man! Duke it up again!
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