Anything printed on the keychain?
[joking] If found eaten by animals, please call...
David.
Sorry.
S11 E6Cold-Blooded
S11 E7Bump & Grind
What is the code for suspicious ooze?
6-6-6. Well, at least the primordial variety, the stuff of creation, Heaven and Hell.
Since when do you worry about identity theft?
Every aspect of our life has been reduced to binary code, Nick. All we are is zeroes and ones. Easy pickings.
So, is this, uh, bullet fragment telling you a story?
Once upon a time, a cranium met a nine-by-19 millimeter Parabellum round. The end.
I think I'm gonna grab a beer... or ten. You wanna join me?
I don't think so.
[grins] You sure? We could talk about our feelings.
Everything that happens to us, the good and the bad, is part of us. Took me a long time to realize that, uh, it doesn't have to define who we are, we get to decide that.
S11 E8Fracked
Mrs. Robbins has a birthday. The big one. She doesn't want to make much of it, which means I have to. You got any ideas?
Can't go wrong with diamonds. Girl's BFF.
Man's worst enemy.
Drop the Woodward and Bernstein act, okay?
MMan
Can I help you, officers?
You sure can, big man. I gotta take a look at your trucks.
MMan
Why?
[handing him the warrant] Because that piece of paper says so.
CConrad
Catherine, you're a crime scene investigator, not Erin Brockovich.
S11 E9Wild Life
Wh-What is with this family? Even the animals hate each other.
Why didn't you just separate them, Hodges?
Even though I project an aura of raw courage and unwavering self-confidence, I suffer from... ornithophobia.
You're afraid of birds.
Let's just say that I was terrorized by a flock of Canadian geese while visiting my uncle in Saskatchewan.
So Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners.
Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
What do you mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
Isn't this a little Cirque du Soleil?
I-I-I've had all the complicated relationships I can handle. This is who I am. Please don't try to change me. I promise I won't try to change you.
So, what? Take it or leave it?
Call me when you decide.
S11 E10418/427
Looks like a .22.
Used to be the preferred caliber for mobsters and assassins.
[with a rap accent] Nowadays they go for a Glock four-oh.
Thank you, Ten Cent. Why don't you move him to autopsy, and try not to bust any rhymes on the way out.
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