Mrs. Robbins has a birthday. The big one. She doesn't want to make much of it, which means I have to. You got any ideas?
Can't go wrong with diamonds. Girl's BFF.
Man's worst enemy.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 11, Episode 8
“Fracked” · Season 11, Episode 8
In this episode: Catherine Willows (1), Nick Stokes (1), Jim Brass (1), Al Robbins (1)
Mrs. Robbins has a birthday. The big one. She doesn't want to make much of it, which means I have to. You got any ideas?
Can't go wrong with diamonds. Girl's BFF.
Man's worst enemy.
Drop the Woodward and Bernstein act, okay?
Can I help you, officers?
You sure can, big man. I gotta take a look at your trucks.
Why?
[handing him the warrant] Because that piece of paper says so.
Catherine, you're a crime scene investigator, not Erin Brockovich.
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