Wh-What is with this family? Even the animals hate each other.
Why didn't you just separate them, Hodges?
Even though I project an aura of raw courage and unwavering self-confidence, I suffer from... ornithophobia.
Let's just say that I was terrorized by a flock of Canadian geese while visiting my uncle in Saskatchewan.
So Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners.
Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
What do you mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
Isn't this a little Cirque du Soleil?
I-I-I've had all the complicated relationships I can handle. This is who I am. Please don't try to change me. I promise I won't try to change you.
So, what? Take it or leave it?
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