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That means she slept with a dead guy. She's not only a killer she's a necrophiliac. That's what I call enjoying your work.
[They review the tape some more]
She's trashed. Maybe she passed out.
How drunk do you have to be to sleep next to a decomposing body? The smell alone is an alarm clock.
Not next to him, on top of him.
(After seeing several notes in a beaver dam) Las Vegas, where even a beaver can strike it rich.
Hogs and Heffers convention. Maurice wasn't fat, what was he doing here?
Maybe he used to be.
Or maybe he was a chubby chaser. (Grissom gives him a surprised look). Some men like curves.
There's curves, and there's rolls.
Walk softly, don't start a stampede.
I'm going to remember you said that McCaff, especially after these ladies sue you and the police for discrimination, you genius. Could you clear the halls for me please?
[About a wad of hair found in a drain. Hodges thinks it smells woodsy]
You sniffed it?
That disgust you?
No. Actually it's the first thing you've ever done to impress me.
What's the problem?
Nothing. I'm fine.
You're not.
I feel like a wuss. Grissom told me I should take a break, and I did.
Your burn victim.
[nods] How do you get an image like that out of your mind?
You go home. You, uh... hug your cat, your dog, your pillow. You have a beer, you watch a movie, and then you come back tomorrow.
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Rumor has it you used to be a pretty funny guy. Don't lose that.
It's hard to look and not touch isn't it?
That poor kids has been working her tail off, only fair considering how DNA gets most of the glory these days.
How old were you when you first got drunk?
Oh, 16.. 17..
Amortized over a generation, 12's about right?
So you're saying two generations from now, four-year-olds are just gonna be getting trashed?
Pre-school graduation parties are going to be off the hook.
Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money, so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
[Embarrassed] Maybe.
I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.
The best taco I've ever had.
I'm happy for you both.
What, you'd piss of Ecklie again? This is a hit-and-run, I was expecting Greg Sanders.
Sara, I just want you to know when we were in the shower, I didn't see anything.
Really? Gosh, I saw everything.
Donny.
You're late, and you're not dressed, what's the deal girl?
Please Donny, I've just had the worst morning.
Oh, you think you had it bad? Poor Chris is dead.
L.A. over 200 criminalists and you gotta bring your own guy in?
Well, Rick is like a vampire, he needs to be invited in.
If this goes to court, Warrick's going to have to come back and testify.
Well, you got beaches, bikinis. Free trip to L.A. ? I'm down.
We need to get a warrant, get into that house.
Yeah, well we don't have enough.
Enough for a city attorney?
You know give me a break. Do you know how many cars get jacked in LA every day? He admitted to being with the prostitute, what makes you think he's not telling the truth about the rest?
He's hinky, I can feel it.
Your gut can talk to my judge. Better yet, talk to Ellie. You should, you should get the 411 on Dakota from her.
There's an unreliable witness. So what do we do now?
We eat steak.
Hey Doc, did you get my fax?
Yeah I did.
Yeah, well, it's all Greek to me. Can you help me out?
Sure, of course, but I thought you were asked to come home.
I'll be home tomorrow.
Well, I hope she was worth it.
What do you mean?
Well I don't know, you put your career on the line, I assume there's a woman involved.
What are you a detective now?
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