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Deerstalker cap, violin, Meerschaum pipe, even a Persian slipper with tobacco stuffed in the toe, I imagine. All in all, meticulous recreation of 221-B Baker Street: residence of the world's greatest detective, Sherlock Holmes.
Also known as Dennis Kingsley, delivery guy. What do you think?
Ask Greg. It's his case. It's his final proficiency test. Emphasis in the "final".
Okay, Dr. Watson, run it.
So you actually think this is something other than suicide?
You know, I think you gotta drop the accent!
I can't! I'm English!
Oh!
So, are you going to say, "the game's afoot"?
I didn't know you were a Conan Doyle fan, Greg.
I'm not. I saw a Sherlock Homes movie once by mistake.
Well just so you know, those movies never ended like this.
Why the elaborate frame-up of Watson? He had as much to lose as you.
Because he's the one that told Denny to give it all up and go back to his family. Because he's the one that wanted to be Sherlock Holmes, because he didn't care what it was doing to me. You see, Detective... [switching to a British accent] Denny would have wanted his murder to be the perfect puzzle. A mystery worthy of the master.
[looking at a university degree on the deceased's wall]
Gang-banger girlfriend with a degree?
Sounds like a rock band.
Detective Jim Brass.
Congratulations Jim Brass, you are guaranteed one of these five amazing awards!
Warrick?
A trip to London, a brand new Caddy, tennis bracelet, plasma TV, water purification system, you finally did it Jim, just send NZA a cheque for $300 and claim your prize.
[Greg is wearing a suit and tie and attempting to flatten out his hair for court]
Wow. Look at you, Mr. straightedge. I did not know that your hair could do that.
I look like a dork.
No, no, no. You look like a pro, which is what you are.
(After breaking part of Catherine's evidence) Huh, oh boy, I've got to get my shift started. Good luck with the case.
No, no, no, you're not just going to destroy the skull and split.
You can make a nice mold from the impression.
I'm shorthanded as it is.
I think Sara just wrapped a case, if you need her she's yours.
Hey, the rich are just as deviant as the poor.
And unlike some of the men in this lab whose initials are Greg Sanders she probably washes her hands.
I don't mean to pry, but do you want to talk about what happened between you and Ecklie?
Not really.
I don't know if you noticed about me, but I'm a good listener.
I blew up at Ecklie, it was very unprofessional, and very satisfying, and now we're moving on. Thanks for asking.
Brass subpoenaed Eiger's home phone calls in the last year.
Yeah, anything interesting?
Numerous calls from Eiger's house to Sy Magli's office.
Well, they were known business rivals.
Between midnight and 4 a.m., what I like to call: "Love Hours".
Wouldn't be the first time that hate mutated into passion.
Public enemies, private lovers. So Jackie Collins.
Question. You come home, see your husband lying in the driveway, what do you do?
Is that a trick question?
Stop, jump out, run over to him.
Or, take the time to pull into the garage and park and lock your car.
Catherine, look it's not that we don't have confidence in you.
I smell crap.
What?
Don't take another step. (shines torch around and sees feces). Joe?
Yeah.
The Eiger's have any pets?
No kids, no pets.
When Eiger was looking into buying The Queen Regent Casino out from under Sy Magli the gaming commission turned him down, so he invited some of the commissioners over to his mansion for a party, a week later he had his gaming and his liquor licences. Must've been a hell of a party.
Well, if The Wizard of Oz had nude pictures of the Wicked Witch, Dorothy would never had lost her slippers.
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