Jail or no jail, she won't last six months. She'll die without her son.
That would be better for both of them.
S5 E21Committed
It reminded me of that scene of Jaws when Dreyfuss cuts open the sharks stomach and all kinds of stuff came out.
You found a license plate?
Robbins (shares stomach findings with Grissom): Highlights include band-aids, wood chips, hair and half a snapshot.
Pica?
Boo?
Pica is a compulsion to eat non-nutritive food items. It's from the Latin word for magpie, a bird with a large and indiscriminate appetite.
When my father died, my mother came to a place like this for a while for evaluation. It looked the same, it smelled the same. It smelled like lies.
You sure you're okay?
Crazy people do make me feel crazy.
If you want, I can have somebody take your place.
I appreciate that. I do, I really do, but ... I kind of made a decision to move beyond that and... I really want to finish this case.
JMJoanne McKay
We have rules for a reason. You people come in here disrupting things. You're unsafe. This is your fault.
Really?
Would you ever bleach your hair? (Sara looks up from the microscope) I wouldn't, it's so Greg Sanders.
S5 E22Weeping Willows
Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who walk into a bar?
I'm not in the mood.
Neither was the monkey.
S5 E23Iced
And this must be Mr. Billmeyer. I'm so glad he's back.
Very funny.
You might want to have Hodges analyze that cigar. Oh, and the print tech is free. He could, uh, spray the party hat with ninhydrin.
I think I remember how to do my job, Gil, thank you.
I love it when you wear your gloves.
Spontaneous toilet combustion?
Sara (laughs): Or a college prank.
Warrick (looking at the body in the crop circle): The guy has a blindfold on.
Pin the tail on the donkey gone wrong?
Sara (about the exploding toilet): Well, there's got to be some logical explanation.
Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea.
Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms?
Surely, you jest.
Sara (laughs): You know they say a B.A. is worth a million dollars of extra income over your life.
Yeah, but the present value of college tuition is about the same amount.
So you're saying college isn't worth the expense?
I guess it depends on what you learn.
Music, alcohol, candles. Kid was a regular Romeo.
For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Condom wrapper. (Sara looks at him)
So much for safe sex.
Catherine (to Warrick): I thought you said you were a dork in high school.
I was a dork... I still am a dork. But I had dimples. I got a little action.
I don't doubt that.
Greg (after finding semen on the doorknob): Trophy condoms.
Trophy condoms?
When a stud scores, he hangs his condom on his neighbor's doorknob.
Hey. Want to talk about semen?
Okay. (Mia hands Sara the file) Okey-dokey.
The semen on the vic's doorknob and the neighbor's doorknob is consistent with Trip's DNA. So, I'm thinking that Trip put a trophy condom on his neighbor's door and then transferred a trace of his reproductive material back onto his own doorknob.
You've uh, you've heard of trophy condoms?
Mia (chuckles): Sara, I went to college.
Catherine (about the victim): The only pathway is from the paramedics. How'd he end up in the middle of the circle? (David looks up at the sky)
I have an idea. (Warrick looks up) I'll keep it to myself.
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