How old were you when you first got drunk?
Amortized over a generation, 12's about right?
So you're saying two generations from now, four-year-olds are just gonna be getting trashed?
Pre-school graduation parties are going to be off the hook.
Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money, so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
LLarry
[Embarrassed] Maybe.
I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.
OOfficer
The best taco I've ever had.
What, you'd piss of Ecklie again? This is a hit-and-run, I was expecting Greg Sanders.
Sara, I just want you to know when we were in the shower, I didn't see anything.
Really? Gosh, I saw everything.
DDonny
You're late, and you're not dressed, what's the deal girl?
GGwen
Please Donny, I've just had the worst morning.
DDonny
Oh, you think you had it bad? Poor Chris is dead.
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