TV show quotes
What's four times five?
19.
21.
19.
21.
19.
What's going on?
I asked them what four times five is.
Isn't that 20?
Yeah, Fitzy's right.
21.
19.
20.
I need an excuse of some sort.
But I did all this work!
That's the excuse: You did all the work!
No, that's it; I'm not doing it.
You're being cruel; I never ask you to do anything.
What are you talking about. You ask me to do stuff all the time.
[In a flashback] Emma: Oscar, can you pass me the milk?
And I got a lot more examples.
I was going to tell him he could lay down on the highway and discuss it with speeding traffic, but a blog ???
Yeah, a blog. That's short for weblog: Web 'cause its on the Internet, and … hmm.
'Cause it was originally written on wood?
Well, why waste this on us when you could put it on the Internet and have the world ignore it?
Whole world, huh?
Hey, Davis, I figured you'd be in tax prison by now.
You make it sound like Christmas.
Tax time beats the crap out of Christmas.
Why do people who like to do things make people who don't like to do things do things?
Nobody's reading this blog are they, question mark? Is there anybody out there, question mark? I'm getting a sandwich.
This will be fun! Food, people, the smell of the grill.
That's my job. I do this all day.
But this is outside!
Oh great. My job plus bugs.
They're here, they're here! Oh man I'm as giddy as a...
Ninny?
No.
Boob?
Not quite more than ninny less than boob.
Why are you so jacked up over a batch of windshield washer fluid?
Maybe this will answer your question.
Aahhh, nope.
Well it's red! The old stuff was blue. We used to sell blue, now we're selling red.
Wow, I hope we don't get trampled in the rush.
I think I've got Hot Cross Buns Down, let's try Three Blind Mice.
They're the same tune.
...You just blew my mind.
Glad to have helped.
Who's punching your horses now?
[to Hank] If you are not injured from this accident, you will be when I'm done with you!
I think I broke my wrist.
Damn!
I know!
You don't know how it goes down! You don't even know when it goes down! It just went down and you didn't even know!
You don't know me, where I'm from, what my sass factor is!
I so don't believe you. My disbelief is like an iron fortress of disbelief... patrolled by Superman... and he doesn't believe you either.
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