You don't know how it goes down! You don't even know when it goes down! It just went down and you didn't even know!
You don't know me, where I'm from, what my sass factor is!
I so don't believe you. My disbelief is like an iron fortress of disbelief... patrolled by Superman... and he doesn't believe you either.
[seeing a pregnant woman] Headcount! One... and a half. Let's go.
3 and a half people! That's all you counted? You're both fired.
You don't know how it goes down on the street. You sit here behind your desk.
I don't have a desk! It's a door on two filing cabinets!
Oh, well you should have one, you're the mayor.
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