[seeing a pregnant woman] Headcount! One... and a half. Let's go.
S4Census Sensibility
3 and a half people! That's all you counted? You're both fired.
You don't know how it goes down on the street. You sit here behind your desk.
I don't have a desk! It's a door on two filing cabinets!
Oh, well you should have one, you're the mayor.
S4The Good Old Table Hockey Game
You beat Brent! You're Queen of the Knobs!
Please don't call me that.
And there goes Karen jogging.
Yeah yeah.
Oh and there's Hank running right behind her.
S4Lacey Borrows
You haven't lived until you've seen power tools cut a teenager in half.
I took shop class.
How come you never let me use the siren?
S4Potato Bowl
Something's different about these mashed potatoes.
That's because it's RICE.
Needs sour cream.
What's with the brown ketchup?
[talking about the bowl to Emma] I paid fifty bucks for it on Ebay!
Fifty bucks, is that all?
Yeah, I mean for an enchanted bowl that's a bargain!
Emma thinks this bowl is enchanted by flavour fairies of the forest
S4Seeing Things
I probably touched my eyeballs too much earlier. I was really going at it.
S4Happy Campers
Your meatloaf's good, but I wanted a cheeseburger. Actually, I heard there was sashimi but it's not on the menu.
I can do sashimi.
Can I get you anything else?
Do you have sashimi?
Eat your meatloaf.
S4Gopher It
I guess my strategy of no one running against me, is working.
You know, of all the ideas I've heard; yours is the first. Let's do it.
MIMan in suit
Meet the new manager of the Dog River Pump 'N' Go.
Have a nice day, jackass.
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