I was going to tell him he could lay down on the highway and discuss it with speeding traffic, but a blog ???
Yeah, a blog. That's short for weblog: Web 'cause its on the Internet, and … hmm.
'Cause it was originally written on wood?
Well, why waste this on us when you could put it on the Internet and have the world ignore it?
Whole world, huh?
Hey, Davis, I figured you'd be in tax prison by now.
You make it sound like Christmas.
Tax time beats the crap out of Christmas.
Why do people who like to do things make people who don't like to do things do things?
Nobody's reading this blog are they, question mark? Is there anybody out there, question mark? I'm getting a sandwich.
This will be fun! Food, people, the smell of the grill.
That's my job. I do this all day.
But this is outside!
Oh great. My job plus bugs.
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