I asked them what four times five is.
MMan
Yeah, Fitzy's right.
I need an excuse of some sort.
That's the excuse: You did all the work!
No, that's it; I'm not doing it.
You're being cruel; I never ask you to do anything.
What are you talking about. You ask me to do stuff all the time.
[In a flashback] Emma: Oscar, can you pass me the milk?
And I got a lot more examples.
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