Wanda, Hank and others in “Blog River”

Wanda

I was going to tell him he could lay down on the highway and discuss it with speeding traffic, but a blog ???

Hank

Yeah, a blog. That's short for weblog: Web 'cause its on the Internet, and … hmm.

Brent

'Cause it was originally written on wood?

Wanda

Well, why waste this on us when you could put it on the Internet and have the world ignore it?

Hank

Whole world, huh?