MMilt
You're hanging out with Raj, now.
LLarrison
You just jumped a whole level.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's not fair but I don't care.
[saw Lumpus reflection at the rock] Oh my gosh. I've...I've become Lumpus.
[First lines]
Hey Raj?
Yes lazlo?
How many times can you hop up and down?
Well, my legs ARE tremendously strong so I will have to say...eleven thousand times.
Yeah that sounds about right. How 'bout you Clam?
Four.
Four?
No way!
Four.
[Nurse Leslie couldn't stand hearing that waiting room music]
[crying] Don't judge me for crying fellas. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!! Wahhahah!
I think someone needs a vacation.
Vacation? What's a...vacation?
You don't even know what a vacation is? [drops mouth open in surprise]
Come on, Lazlo. Maybe Nurse Leslie comes from Europe where vacations are known as holidays.
Look, you idiots, I know what a vacation is. I just never had one.
Well, everyone can have a vacation. Including you.
Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to Scoutmaster Lumpus.
[calling out] Scoutmaster Lumpus?!
[relaxing on the beach chair] What?!
Can Nurse Leslie take vacation?!
[surprised] We have a nurse?
[to Nurse Leslie] See? It'll be fine.
I told you build a stretcher.
Noise pollution is not cool.
FFreddie
Now, I'm going to open up the request lines. [phone rings] Hello? And what would you like to hear tonight?
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
FFreddie
You got it, baby. Here it is. "Turn Off That Racket, You're Driving Me Crazy." [puts on the song]
[The 1950's rock n roll music plays]
SSinger
[singing]
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much!
You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch!
Like a train in my brain, that's the nation of pain!
Like a henhouse squawking or the clyde horse talking?!
Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!
You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much!
You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch!
CCamper
Edward? Will you sign my omelet?
Is there gonna be another yeti attack tonight? Cause, I got to get to sleep soon.
Well, let's just say, [shoves his beak into the tin can phone, creating an ominous echoed sound effect] stay tuned! [takes his beak out of the tin can and snickers]
Oops! Another concerned camper? [answers the tin can phone] Yes, hello, don't worry about- [a yeti roars down the phone at him, sending his fur flying. He notices his sound effects record isn't playing] Wha...? [starts stammering and trembling] Scoutmaster Lumpus? Was that you...? [hears growling and snarling at the door and all his fur stands on end] I th-thought I told you guys...n-not to come up here! [the frightened platypus now sees hairy hands at the window] MOTHER OF MERCY!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY YETIS!!!
[over the radio] They're getting closer! This isn't a stunt! Call the coast guard!
[Chip and Skip begin crying]
[enters their cabin] Hey, guys! Chip! Skip! Come on, you two! We're gonna go watch Edward getting eaten by yetis!
CSChip and Skip
Cool!
Come on! Hurry!
[while carrying Raj] Save Edward! Save Edward!
Where you going?
Radio station.
Save Edward.
[to Ping Pong] Want to watch Edward get eaten by yetis?
It beats sitting here.
[still freaking out] Help! I lied about last night! This is real now! [voice cowering] This has been...Edward...After Dark. [screams as the yetis enter]
[The campers arrived too late as the lights of the radio station went out]
Are we too late?
[solemnly] Yes, Raj.
[to Clam] Can you put me down now?
[Clam puts Raj down]
[holding a radio] Goodbye, Edward.
BYBritish Yeti 1
And this one goes out to that little platypus chap cowering in the corner.
Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves why did Hoo-Ha bring his daughter here, hmm? The answer is simple: I have decided that she is at proper age to know what a boy is.
Daddy, I know what a boy is...
Dup-dup-dup-dup! [picks Lazlo up] This, pumpkin, is a boy.
Hi, Lazlo!
Ahem. Hoo-Ha's your dad?
Duh!
No fraternizing with my pumpkin! Fraternizing leads to liking. And if a boy wants to like my Pumpkin [puts his hands next to both sides of Patsy's eyes], not just like, I mean like like, WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO?! [blows his top in anger, which flies in front of the Beans and catches fire and disappears] Well I don't have to worry about that, do I? Isn't that right?!
[Slinkman, Edward, Raj and Clam shake in fear]
You really have to beat me up?
My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. [destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model] Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quota for three years and running. [Slinkman knocks the door as he hide models] What?! [Chip and Skip are crying] Slinkman. Why are they weeping?
Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven't been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies [throws backwards the notebook] it’s scout regulations.
We love camp. [crying]
We don't want to go home. [crying]
[worried] Home? Slinkman. We can't send them home. [angry] If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. [getting worried] And I won't get my cabin upgrade.
Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.
[being happy] YES JOBS! Problem solved.
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