Eeh! This wood is hurting me. Eeh! I think i'm getting a callus! EEEH!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I guess that leaves more for us then.
Um...I think I'm late for my yoga lesson, Lazlo.
Yoga.
Oh well, I will save them some.
Why, Edward? Why?
I don't know, Samson. All I know is that "girls" shouldn't be allowed on our bus.
[weakly] Hold me.
Oh Lazlo! [giggles]
[annoyed] What is it, Patsy, for the 20th time?
Never mind. [she, Nina, and Gretchen giggle]
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Those girls are nothing well.
Ding-dongs.
A girl on our side of the bus. As the sun slowly sets on my childhood, the dark suffocates me into adolescence.
[thinking to himself; worried] Oh, this is terrible! What should I do?
SAShoulder Angel Samson
Tell the truth, Samson. You'll feel better.
SDShoulder Devil Samson
No, don't! They'll all hate you. I…I…
SAShoulder Angel Samson
What's wrong?
SDShoulder Devil Samson
The shoulder's so filthy.
You're not getting your dirt back!
Well, we don't want it back. Now that it's being stuck to your ugly faces!
[The girls gasp in shock]
[outraged] What did you say?!
You heard me! Ugly! You Squirrel Scouts are the ugliest creeps... [gets mud thrown into his face and mouth, then spits it out] I got some! I got some! Your faces, uh... look like a sour, pot-bellied sow on Sour-Pot-Bellied-Sows-Are-Ugly Day!
Hey, ladies! You know what I think? You've got POOR FASHION SENSE!
[as his anger surrounds his heart once again; to Gretchen] You stole my happy...YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, SISTER!
MPMayor Pothole McPhucker
Well done! First place! First place! Brilliant! Just look at that face! [the photo of Lumpus] Just look at that thing protruding... [the meaning statue of Piercely R. Prickly]
Are you sure it's okay to steal all this stuff?
It's not stealing, Raj, it's borrowing and besides we'll leave an I.O.U for them in case they're wondering where it is.
Merciful merp! [begins having a meltdown; agitated] How am I supposed to get to the store?! [crawls on his bed sadly] Merp. If I get beaten by one more ball I'll go insane! [sobbing]
Dinner music. [Ignatious, Bill, and Mort frightfully take out and play some instruments] Give me some soda pop. [Ted pours some soda pop into his cup; glares fiercely at Wilbert] DID I SAY YOU COULD LOOK AT ME?! [eats his food] This food isn't going to chew itself!
[showing a photo to Dave] There she is.
Wow. She's beautiful.
Let me see that. [takes the photo out of Harold's hand] I've seen better. [stuffs the photo in his pocket] I'll keep it anyway.
But that was a picture of my mom.
[Next morning, as Samson runs out of his cabin to get back his pillows, he finds himself trapped in a circle of the other angry bean scouts, all holding pillows and preparing to get their vengeance]
You're not going anywhere, pillow boy! Not until we all give you, a little taste, of some pillows!
MMilt
Watch those tusks!
Sorry.
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