Nurse Leslie quotes from Camp Lazlo

I told you build a stretcher.

Lazlo

Don't forget to excuse me from pantsing.

What? You can't get excuse from that. It's a camp thing.

[crying] Don't judge me for crying fellas. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!! Wahhahah!

Lazlo

I think someone needs a vacation.

Vacation? What's a...vacation?

Lazlo

You don't even know what a vacation is? [drops mouth open in surprise]

Raj

Come on, Lazlo. Maybe Nurse Leslie comes from Europe where vacations are known as holidays.

Look, you idiots, I know what a vacation is. I just never had one.

Lazlo

Well, everyone can have a vacation. Including you.

Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Lazlo

[calling out] Scoutmaster Lumpus?!

Lumpus

[relaxing on the beach chair] What?!

Lazlo

Can Nurse Leslie take vacation?!

Lumpus

[surprised] We have a nurse?

Lazlo

[to Nurse Leslie] See? It'll be fine.

[Lumpus gets in crying] Are you hurt, Scoutmaster?

Lumpus

[sadly] Paper cut!

Where? [the phone rings] Huh, there goes the phone. You boys can bandage him up, right? [Lumpus sounds like a hurted puppy dog] You'll be fine. [speaking to the phone] Look how many times do I have to tell you mechanics what to do with my car? I'm going to take you through it step by step for the last time so listen up.

Chip

Hey Nurse Leslie, we bandaged him. What else should we do?

Step one: open the hood.

Chip

Open the hood. [Chip and Skip hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus]

Then lift the engine.

Chip

Lift the engine. [staying hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus]

Now remove and reattach the hose. [Lumpus screams and runs away in panic, because Chip and Skip did too bad] Get out.

Lazlo

[enters the Fava cabin] Good morning, every-- [surprised and horrified at Samson's appearance] Whoa! What happened to Samson?

Ping-Pong

You know that freak paper-cut accident he had at the post office yesterday?

Lazlo

Don't tell my he's allergic to paper.

Ping-Pong

Uh-huh.

Talk about bad luck.