Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves why did Hoo-Ha bring his daughter here, hmm? The answer is simple: I have decided that she is at proper age to know what a boy is.
Daddy, I know what a boy is...
Dup-dup-dup-dup! [picks Lazlo up] This, pumpkin, is a boy.
Hi, Lazlo!
Ahem. Hoo-Ha's your dad?
Duh!
No fraternizing with my pumpkin! Fraternizing leads to liking. And if a boy wants to like my Pumpkin [puts his hands next to both sides of Patsy's eyes], not just like, I mean like like, WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO?! [blows his top in anger, which flies in front of the Beans and catches fire and disappears] Well I don't have to worry about that, do I? Isn't that right?!
[Slinkman, Edward, Raj and Clam shake in fear]
You really have to beat me up?
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