Camp Lazlo · Season 1
I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.
Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?!
Yes.
Help me catch a fish?
Yes.
The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!
Scoutmaster Lumpus, [opens the monster's mouth] do you need our help? Because you asked us not to help.
[sarcastically] Oh, no. I'm just getting eaten by a ferocious lake monster. Don't worry about me. What makes you think I need your...
Okay! [closes the monster's mouth]
Lazlo!
[opens the monster's mouth again] Yes?
Eh, I do need your help. And look, I caught a fish!
Wow! Hey! Look you guys, a fish! We caught a fish!
[crying] I never thought my Lazlo could be...an alien!
[The masked Squirrel scouts have just kidnapped the Jelly cabin trio and tied them up]
Who-Who are you?
Wh-What d'ya want?
[sniffs] And why do you smell so nice?
[Patsy giggles]
Shut your traps!
How-how can they smell so nice and be so mean?
[turns on a flashlight to them] Tell us your plans, you disgusting aliens.
[confused] Aliens? We don't know what you're talking about.
You think we're gonna fall for that?
We're too smart.
You said it, Gretchen. Uh, ahem. I mean, number 3.
[Last lines]
It's so cold, I can see my breath! [breathing out snowflakes] Hey, what's wrong with Clam?
[Clam is getting a brain freeze]
[laughs] He has what we call the "brain freeze." [gets a brain freeze with His face except for his nose imploding inside his head]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Brain freeze! [gets a brain freeze and making funny faces, as the Squirrel Scouts laughed at them outside the cabin]
Be careful!
Your faces could stick that way.
Especially since you just ate 16 gallons of frozen glue.
And, uh, [her glasses slip] everyone knows that aliens don't eat ice cream. [re-adjusts her glasses]
Oh, yeah? Let's recharge!
[The shock glows as the girls scream offscreen]
But I knew kung-fu! [jumps around making karate noises] And ninjitsu! [jumps around making more karate noises] And bok choy! [stands triumphantly]
Ooh! Bok choy!
She's quite the charmer. She has got ferocious nostrils.
I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!
Wow, that's one angry caribou!
If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.
Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; [hands a salami sandwich to Edward] hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; [hands a bowl of ham and pea soup to Dave] hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. [eyes widen] I ordered the snake?!
[look inside the basket] THE SNAKE! [scream]
[hearing their screaming from the distance] What was that?
I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.
Uh, I thought we were supposed to be looking for Snakey.
Uh...Oh, yeah, we are.
But how come we see Snakey in the dark?
[talking about Skip] That's funny. Where did he go?
Great holly! They're dropping like flies!
[running away from the snake with Patsy] But you said you're the greatest snake hunter in the world!
I lied!
But what about ninjutsu?! Kung fu?! Bok choy?!
Lied, lied, lied!
What about the time you beat up a snake with its own brass knuckles?!
What part of "I lied" do you NOT understand?!
♪ Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. ♪
♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-doo-da-day. ♪
♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪
♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪
♪ Da-day. ♪
♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da... ♪
[fed up with the Campers' singing] Will you can it with the singing?! [The Campers stopped after that]
Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-carts for the big annual race.
[tries to sing] G-G-Go-cart.
[as shadow puppet Lumpus] Grumble, grumble, I'm very annoyed. Slinkman! Slinkman!
[laughs] I love this part!
[as shadow puppet Slinkman] Reporting for duty, sir. [as shadow puppet Lumpus] I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out! [as shadow puppet Slinkman] I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight. [as shadow puppet Lumpus, who clears throat]
[walks into Jelly Bean Cabin] Slinkman! Slinkman!
[Awkward pause]
Reporting for duty, sir.
I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!
I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.
[Lumpus clears his throat]
Yay!
Now then, repeat after me: You are one with the lake!
I am one with the lake! I am stuck, like a salamander.
I haven't taken my log for a walk in a long time.
[staring down the pool] It looks like a peanut!
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