Milt quotes from Camp Lazlo

Watch those tusks!

Harold

Sorry.

You're hanging out with Raj, now.

You just jumped a whole level.

Edward

HOW?! How can you eat eggs?!

Uh, with a fork?

Edward

You...you animals! [stomps on the floor in fury]

Edward

[shocked and annoyed by Harold's story about bananas and seeing his toenail growing] Ugh, losers.

[trying to cheer him up] I loved your story! [playfully elbows him] The part about the toenail was like, WOW!

Harold

It was stupid. [sulking in disappointment] Why can't I tell cool stories like Raj (does)?

Hey, why can't I get a life? [he and Larrison laugh hysterically]

Harold

I'll tell you why! All we do is stand in the background and watch the cool guys do stuff. I'm sorry but I'm gonne be cool, or my name's not Harold.

But your name's not Harold.

Harold

Well that's what the cool guys call me!

[demanding] No more games, Milt! [holds up a piece of candy] Where did you get this, huh?! TELL ME, MILT! [Milt frightfully shakes his head, refusing to tell] What would your father say if he knew you had candy?!

[tearing up as he's about to cry] I don't know.

Neither do I. [threateningly calls Milt's father on the phone] Hello, Milt Sr.? Yes, I have your son here in my office. It would seem…

[giving in while freaking out] ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU!

It would seem your son is doing very well here at Camp Kidney. [hangs up] Okay, Milt. Tell me everything.

Lazlo

Oops.

"Oops?!" We're stranded in the wild with no supervision, and no shelter! And you say, "Oops?!" [paranoid] We're all gonna die. [spins around, panicking] We're all gonna die! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Clam

Milt! Come here. [holds out his arms, offering Milt for comfort]

[offended] Meatloaf again? [Lazlo comes up and hugs him tightly]

[playing a game of chess with Mort] King me!