Lumpus, Slinkman and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lumpus

My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. [destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model] Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quota for three years and running. [Slinkman knocks the door as he hide models] What?! [Chip and Skip are crying] Slinkman. Why are they weeping?

Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven't been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies [throws backwards the notebook] it’s scout regulations.

Chip

We love camp. [crying]

Skip

We don't want to go home. [crying]

Lumpus

[worried] Home? Slinkman. We can't send them home. [angry] If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. [getting worried] And I won't get my cabin upgrade.

Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.

Lumpus

[being happy] YES JOBS! Problem solved.