[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]
How come we're having dinner for breakfast?
Good morning, friendship campers!
Good morning, Camp Kidney!
[Edward walks in]
Ooooh, he's really improving.
SamsonHey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?
Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?
Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.
Is your dream about Edward?
And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"
[Everyone Laughs]
Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.
Samson
Who's that supposed to be?
Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.
[Everyone laughs]
[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]
I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!
[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]
Samson
Please tell me that's not drool.
Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]
I win! I'm the king of the Edwards! EUUUUUUUUAGGGH!!! [starts to have his gooseberry allergy] Gooseberry hives?! Well at least I'm still Edward.
[Episode ends]
[walks into the living room] Alright, Scoutmaster Lumpus! Ready for your- [notices he is injured violently, surprised] Oh, my! Your back, it's all in knots.
Samson
[walks into the plains, sadly] I can't have anything they can! You meet a frozen caveman, they become friends and BAM! Somebody wants to thaw him out! He was my... [sniffles] ...friend. He'd listened! [starts crying] Now there's no one to listen no one in the whole...wide...world. [sits down by a lake] There's just me, listening...to me...
Samson
[walking by] My allergies are really acting up today.
[irritated] I got allergies too! [breathes heavily] Can I be your friend hamster boy?! [Samson walks away from him, uncomfortably; to Chip and Skip, wrapping his arms around them] How 'bout you fellers? Can I be like you? Heck, I'm dumber and stinkier than the two of you combined! [the Dung Beetles walk away from him as well; all the other bean scouts surround him as he breaks down, sobbing] I just wanted to be cool and do fun stuff! [Raj walks up to him] Well, look who decided to drop by unexpectedly!
Can I… um, talk to you for a sec?
[After discovering the billboard was just spelled wrong]
Samson
Camp Dinkey's really Camp Kidney?
[Except for Lazlo, the Bean Scouts all mutter and groan in disappointment]
Come on, fellas. All this time, we've been imagining the coolest camp possible, but maybe it's been Camp Kidney all along.
[The Bean Scouts smile, then quickly disagree]
Let's face it. There's nothing cool about Camp Kidney.
[A dark cloud appears and lightning strikes the billboard, setting it on fire and reducing it to ashes]
[Lazlo, Samson, Harold, and Edward have been called into Lumpus' office by Slinkman, wanting to have a talk with them]
So, what do you guys think Slinkman wants to talk to us about?
Samson
It's a mystery.
As long as this isn't about me forcing the sheep to eat mud. Which I didn't! Then I don't care what this is about.
[shouting] I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! [shuts his mouth]
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