But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting. All groin, no brain. Three billion of ya' passin' around the same worn out urge. Men... with your sales.
S4Restless
TSTara, speaking for The First Slayer
I have no speech, no name. I live in the action of death. The blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction, absolute, alone.
Season 5
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Are you sure you'll be alright? 'Cause I can be there in the morning.
It's just a debriefing. They're not gonna make me disappear and they're not pinning anything on me. I got Graham and a lot of the guys testifying I'm the reason they're alive. I might actually got out of this with an honorable discharge.
In return for your silence, no doubt.
Oh, yeah. Having the inside scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is definitely an advantage.
It's like you're blackmailing the government. In a... patriotic way.
I'll call you when it's over.
Dinner is served. And my very own recipe.
Ooh. You pushed the button on the microwave that says popcorn?
Actually, I pushed defrost, but, um, Joyce was there in the clinch.
Well, you guys have fun tonight. It was very nice meeting you.
It was nice meeting you. Finally.
Bye.
Bye.
Did you notice how pointedly I said finally?
No.
The First Slayer. Wow.
And not big with the socialization.
Or the floss.
Somehow our joining with Buffy and invoking the essence of the... the Slayer's power was an affront to the source of that power.
You know, you could have brought that up to us before we did it.
I did, I said there could be dire consequences.
Yes, but you say that about chewing too fast.
I'm, uh, guessing I missed some fun.
The spirit of the First Slayer tried to kill us in our dreams.
Oh, you want some hot chocolate?
Yeah.
Yeah, please.
Uh, Xander?
Yes, what, Joyce... uh, Buffy's mom.
Be my kitchen buddy again, help me carry?
Yes, sure, Buffy's mom.
Are you alright?
Yeah. I think I might jump in the shower.
You seem a bit...
A little. The First Slayer. I never really thought about it. It was intense. I guess you guys got a taste of that, huh?
Yeah, from now on you keep your Slayer friends out of my dreams, is that clear?
She's not good for the sleeping.
Uh... Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese. Don't know where the hell that came from.
[speaking for Buffy] You think you know, what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.
S5Buffy vs. Dracula
So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula. The guy. The Count.
DDracula
I am.
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Because... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
DDracula
You know who I am. As I would know without question that you are Buffy Summers.
You've heard of me?
DDracula
Naturally. You're known throughout the world.
Naw. Really?
DDracula
Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned... killer.
Yeah, I prefer the term Slayer. You know, killer just sounds so...
DDracula
Naked?
Like I... paint clowns or something. I'm the good guy, remember?
DDracula
Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. You must feel it.
No. You know what I feel? Bored.
[She attempts to stake Dracula, but he repeatedly dissipates into mist to avoid her]
Okay. That's cheating.
What can you tell me about Dracula?
Dracula? [scoffs] Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.
You know him?
Know him? We're old rivals. But then he got famous, forgot all about his foes. I'll tell you what - that glory hound's done more harm to vampires than any Slayer. His story gets out, and suddenly everybody knows how to kill us, the mirror bit...!
But he's not just a regular vampire. He has special powers, right?
Nothing but showy Gypsy stuff. What's it to you, anyway?
He's in town, making his presence known.
[more intrigued] Drac's in Sunnydale? Guess the old boy needed closure after all.
DDracula
I knew you'd come.
Why? Because I'm under your thrall? [suddenly comes back to herself and pulls out her stake] Well, guess again, pal.
DDracula
Put the stake down.
OK. [puts it down, then looks at her hand in surprise] Right. That... was not... you. [sounding unconvinced] I did that. I did that because ... I wanted to.
[Dracula watches her]
[looks nervously around her] Maybe I should rethink that thrall thing. [whimpers a little]
Where is he?! Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
He's gone.
Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap! I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!
Check. No more butt-monkey.
[as the mist coalesces into Dracula, Buffy re-stakes him.]
You think I don't watch your movies? You always come back.
[Dracula turns to dust again, but the mist begins to reform on the ground]
I'm standing right here!
[The mist dissipates completely this time]
I'm out of here. Riley and I are going to the movies.
Okay. Have a good time.
[Buffy finds her sister named Dawn in her room]
What are you doing here?
Buffy? If you're going out, why don't you take your sister?
BDBuffy and Dawn
[together] Mom!
S5Real Me
[Dawn is writing in her diary.]
[voice over] I-I could so save the world if somebody handed me superpowers! But I-I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones. Which Buffy doesn't even!
So Giles and I worked out a whole schedule around school, a block of time every day just to focus on my new Slayer training.
That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic!
Oh no, do they make an ointment for that?
People gotta respect a solid work ethic.
...
So... I won't be taking drama with you.
What? You have to, you promised!
Well, I know, but Giles says that it just -
The hell with Giles!
I can hear you, Willow.
Drama is just Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, you can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, can't you?
What happened to you people gotta respect a work ethic?
Other people, not me! There's a whole best-friend loophole!
[Xander and Anya are playing Life with Dawn.]
AAnya
Crap! Look at this. I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, and more cash than I can reasonably manage...
That means you're winning.
AAnya
Really?
Yes. Cash equals good.
AAnya
Oh! [claps] I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?
[Buffy, having killed Harmony's vampire minions, grabs an ax to cut Dawn free from her chains.]
You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home! [swings ax]
Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me.
Fine! I'll just tell her that you ran out of the house in the middle of the night! [swings ax] That you got Anya hurt! [swings ax] Invited a vampire in! [swings ax] Got kidnapped! ...
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