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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Xander and Buffy in “Buffy vs. Dracula”

Xander

Where is he?! Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?

Buffy

He's gone.

Xander

Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap! I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!

Buffy

Check. No more butt-monkey.

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