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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Buffy and Dracula in “Buffy vs. Dracula”

Buffy

So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula. The guy. The Count.

Dracula

I am.

Buffy

And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Because... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

Dracula

You know who I am. As I would know without question that you are Buffy Summers.

Buffy

You've heard of me?

Dracula

Naturally. You're known throughout the world.

Buffy

Naw. Really?

Dracula

Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned... killer.

Buffy

Yeah, I prefer the term Slayer. You know, killer just sounds so...

Dracula

Naked?

Buffy

Like I... paint clowns or something. I'm the good guy, remember?

Dracula

Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. You must feel it.

Buffy

No. You know what I feel? Bored.

[She attempts to stake Dracula, but he repeatedly dissipates into mist to avoid her]

Buffy

Okay. That's cheating.

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