Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 6 quotes

Spike

Come on, I'm not going to get anything killed with you lot holding me back.

Tara

I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily.

Spike

No, that's over the hill shopkeepers.

Giles

[Out of breath] I'm fine. I just need to die for a minute.

Spike

It was that powder you blew at him that made him rabbit off.

Tara

It was supposed to confuse him but it just made him peppy. Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?

Giles

Well let's hope he doesn't handle any heavy machinery.

Willow

I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

Oh, who's there?

Xander

If you want her to be exactly...

Spike

She'll never be exactly.

Xander

I know.

Tara

The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

Giles

And she's gone.

If you want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?

Tara

You found the last known Urn of Osiris on eBay?

Yeah, from this desert gnome in Cairo. He drove a really hard bargain, but I finally got him to throw in a limited-edition Backstreet Boys lunch box for -

- a friend.

Xander

Scenario: We raise Buffy from the grave. She tries to eat our brains. Do we: a) congratulate ourselves on a job well done-

Willow

Xander, this isn't zombies.

And zombies don't eat brains anyway, unless instructed to by their zombie master. A lot of people get that wrong.

Giles

[sadly] I just can't help but wonder if... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.

I don't think that's true. You were very helpful to her.

Giles

[laughs bitterly] Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do - got my Slayer killed in the line of duty.

Oh, that wasn't your fault.

Giles

Of course not. That's how all Slayer-Watcher relationships end, isn't it? She's gone. I did my job.

[innocently] Then why are you still here?

Tara

I know how to help Willow and Xander.

[looking at Tara quizzically] Yoga?

Xander

I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star.

Willow

Xander, that's not the North Star, it's an airplane.

Xander

Demons, ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us.

Not looking too good.

Xander

I don't see you winning any beauty pageants. Not unless the "Miss my face fell off" contest gets going.

Big axe you got there.

Xander

Better to cut you down to size, grandma.

Willow

Look, we don't want trouble, you don't want trouble.

Actually we do want trouble. We're Demons. We're pretty much all about trouble.

Buffy

Dawnie, I had to.

Dawn

Buffy? Buffy. Buffy. How-- Is it you? I mean, really? What are you-- No! Don't! Don't jump, Buffy. Don't move! Just walk to me. Please! Please? I'm your sister, Dawn. We were up here together, and then, you went away. And you don't want to do that again. I don't know how you're back, but you are, and please, just stay still. [screams] Or-or move, but-but towards me, because the tower was built by crazy people and I don't think it's holding up very well. Talk to me. Say something!

Buffy

Is this hell?

Dawn

What?

Buffy

Is this hell?

Dawn

No! Buffy, no! You're here... with me. Whatever happened to you, whatever you've been through, it's-it's over now. You're-- [screams] We have to get off of this tower!

Buffy

It was so clear... on this spot. I remember how... shiny... and clear everything was. But, now, now--

Dawn

Buffy, please listen to me. You told me I had to be strong. And I've tried. But it's been so hard without you. I'm sorry. I promise I'll do better. I will... if you're with me. Stay with me, please! I need you to live. Live for-- [screams] Buffy!

Buffy

Dawn.

Dawn

Buffy!

Buffy

Dawn!

Dawn

[screams] Buffy? Buffy. You're-- You're-- You're really here. You're alive, and you're home. You're home.

Buffy

How long was I gone?

Spike

Hundred forty-seven days yesterday. Hundred and forty-eight today. 'Cept today doesn't count, does it? [Pause] How long was it where you were?

Buffy

...Longer.

Tara

Did you get through to London?

Willow

Yeah. He's gonna head back as soon as he can. I'm not sure, like maybe a couple days.

Tara

How did he take it?

Willow

Um, I'm not sure. I mean... glad, but kinda weirded out? Which I get, you know. Lots of "Dear Lords". And I think I actually heard him clean his glasses.

Spike

[to Buffy] Uh ... I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I'd save you.