Cam quotes from Bones

Booth, if Dr. Brennan were to quit.

Booth

What?

If she were to leave the Jeffersonian.

Booth

Well, the squints would flee this institution like the French army.

And you?

Booth

Well, I do as I'm ordered.

No you don't, Seeley.

Booth

Okay here we go. What's going on Camille?

What if I fired her? What would you do?

Booth

I'm with Bones, Cam. All the way. Don't doubt it for a second.

Not everyone's brain works as fast as yours. I have to mull sometimes. Are... are you familiar with that concept?

Brennan

Yes. I just always thought that it was a waste of time.

Booth

Run her through the database, get an ID.

Why don't you just ask him?

Booth

Well because the last time Bones saw Epps, it got violent.

You'll be there to protect her.

Booth

She's not the one who needs protecting. Bones broke his wrist

Brennan

He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.

Better not take Dr. Brennan.

Zack

I'm going on police business.

Hodgins

So proud. [to Cam] Wait, does he mean out? In the world?

We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.

Booth

So maybe the bomber got caught by his own explosion.

Brennan

Her own explosion.

Booth

Wait -- the bomber was a female?

Brennan

Sciatic arch. Doesn't lie.

Neither does the vagina.

Hodgins

I'll go tell Booth that the bomber is alive and six feet tall.

[As Hodgins runs out of the office] You'll tell who what? There's a loop, people, and I'm in it! [to Angela] Not only am I in it, but I'm the big, curvy part.

Just ship both sets of remains here - along with dust, bugs, the works. If there's a forensic link to these murders, we'll find it.

Brennan

As long as you keep me in the loop...

As if we could actually keep you out.

How are we going to get our hands on eight million dollars?

Zack

Hodgins is rich.

He is?

Zack

"Rich squared to the power of ten times four" is how he puts it

(to Angela) Hodgins seems to write everything in some kind of code. I might have to get Zack over here to break it.

Angela

It says that the traces of aluminum found on the clothing were almost certainly from the kidnapper's vehicle. Like a box. In the back of a trunk, or a van.

You can read that?

Angela

Yeah, Hodgins sends me a lot of notes.

What do you say we go to New York for the weekend?

Booth

(skeptical) Yeah, I don't know.

C'mon! We're two adults with no obligations. (continues as Booth's phone rings) Let it go to voice mail. We're not cheating, we're not hurting anybody, Seeley.

Booth'

Then why are we keeping our relationship such a secret, Camille?

Because we work together, and we're professionals, and it's nobody's business, that's all. So, come to New York. We'll go to a musical.

Booth

(laughs) Talking and singing, and talking and dancing, and more singing… ya know? Heh. If you wanna stop what we're doing, just say so.

You can fantasize about pulling out your gun and shooting everyone on stage, you know you like that.

Zack

Dr. Brennan doesn't like it when we jump to conclusions.

I'm sure she'll appreciate we're on a deadline.

Zack

Dr. Saroyan, when I get my doctorate, I'd like to work here.

[looks at Zack intently] Zack, you're an excellent scientist but an important part of the job is appearing as an expert witness in court.

Angela

Oooph.

Zack

Oooph what?

Jurors have to take you seriously and frankly, you look like a weekend fill-in at a college radio station.

Hodgins

[smiles at Zack sympathetically] Truth hurts, dude. Learn from it and grow.

Hodgins

It's my letter of resignation.

Brennan

Your science was dead-on perfect. That's all I care about. I don't need your resignation. [to Cam] He didn't actually tamper with evidence!

Dr. Hodgins endangered a case by hiding his relationship with a suspect.

Hodgins

I'm saving Dr. Saroyan the trouble of firing me.

Brennan

Well, how much trouble is it? "You're fired." That's no trouble at all! I mean, a child could do it.

Only five days? This is an extreme rate of decomp.

Hodgins

Blue crab season. They'll feed on anything, dead or alive. Vegetation, fish, flesh.

Ugh. Opportunistic little bastards.

Hodgins

So, for kicks you read --

Feminist trash. You know -- woman finds her power, leaves her oppressive husband, discovers freedom and fulfillment with an artist who knows how to cry and make love like an animal.

Hodgins

So, sex books.

Pretty much, yeah.