“The Girl in Suite 2103” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (5), Seeley Booth (5), Jack Hodgins (2), Cam (2), Radswell (2), Angela Montenegro (1)
[to Booth] You seem uncomfortable. Does his size make you self-conscious?
Bones.
It's a condition: skeletal dysplasia. Pseudoachondroplasia or S.E.D. congenita?
Bones!
What?
Dr. Brennan, I can see that you're a straightforward person. And as much as I appreciate that quality, what you're asking me is neither your business nor relevant.
But it is my business because I'm a forensic anthropologist. But you're right, it's not relevant.
So maybe the bomber got caught by his own explosion.
Her own explosion.
Wait -- the bomber was a female?
Sciatic arch. Doesn't lie.
Neither does the vagina.
Oh, I could kiss you.
That would require permission, which I deny.
I'll go tell Booth that the bomber is alive and six feet tall.
[As Hodgins runs out of the office] You'll tell who what? There's a loop, people, and I'm in it! [to Angela] Not only am I in it, but I'm the big, curvy part.
Come on Alex, baby steps. [realises his mistake] No offence.
[laughs] I just got that. It's baby steps because you're so small. It's probably offensive.
Sorry, I can't help you.
Sorry.
We cheat diplomatic immunity here in DC, we catch a murderer. That's great. They do it in Upper Kamikazestan and our boys end up on a red-hot spit over a slow fire.
There's no such place as Kamikazestan.
Shouldn't we do something?
You kidding? Hodgins being abducted by men in black? It's a dream come true.
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