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Bones · Season 2, Episode 11

“Judas on a Pole” quotes from Bones

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“Judas on a Pole” · Season 2, Episode 11

In this episode: Seeley Booth (5), Temperance Brennan (3), Jack Hodgins (2), Zack Addy (2), Angela Montenegro (1), Cam (1), Russ (1)

[Zack is defending his dissertation in front of Brennan and other board members. Booth walks in.]

Hey, Bones, come on. We've got a body. Went up like a Roman candle... Hey, Zack! How's it going?

So far they don't like me.

Shocker.

Okay, who else knows about this?

Us and you. That's it.

Let's keep it that way.

I've seen this movie. I get killed on the way home.

Then don't go home.

[laughs, then stops abruptly] You serious?

I wouldn't let anyone else call you a loser, Russ. What makes you think you're allowed?

I love you, too.

I wish you wouldn't keep letting me hug you when I get scared.

Hey, I get scared and I'll hug you. We'll call it even.

I just... I'm just one of those people who doesn't get to be in a family. That's--

[places his finger underneath her chin, lifting her head up] Listen, Bones, hey. There's more than one kind of family.

DDDeputy Director Kirby

You're what's known as a real pain in the ass, Agent Booth.

Yes sir.

KKirby

I just had my testicles handed to me by the Attorney General of the United States of America.

[...]

KKirby

[...] You're suspended without pay. Gun, ID, security card, please.

Sir, I'm entitled to the reading of the charges against me.

KKirby

The charges against you are that I was pissed upon from a very great height!

Dr. Saroyan, when I get my doctorate, I'd like to work here.

[looks at Zack intently] Zack, you're an excellent scientist but an important part of the job is appearing as an expert witness in court.

Oooph.

Oooph what?

Jurors have to take you seriously and frankly, you look like a weekend fill-in at a college radio station.

[smiles at Zack sympathetically] Truth hurts, dude. Learn from it and grow.

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