Jack Hodgins quotes from Bones

Hodgins

(about Zack) He's weird, but he's smart.

Hodgins:

I'm doing the fecal flotation right now... Wow, don't get to say that a lot.

Hodgins

This conspiracy thing is a lot more intense when you're in the middle of it.

Hodgins

[about the victim who is supposedly a mobster] Should we really be involved in mob stuff? I mean, they're really into the whole killing thing.

Hodgins

They put the voodoo on you, baby! [Brennan glares] I didn't really mean to call you baby.

Hodgins

I hate to say conspiracy; but, my peeps, we've got a conspiracy.

Hodgins

I can't just guess; I have a process!

Hodgins

(whilst taunting Zack into the aspects of a fight) You're a Vulcan and a dull Vulcan at that.

Hodgins

Or a razor wire. Luca Brasi.(Cam, Angela and Zack all look confused) The Godfather? Please, someone, buy a DVD player!

Hodgins

(blurts) I'm nuts about Angela. Over the moon. Stupid in love with her. That's why I bought her that ... that crazy, expensive perfume. A man gives you a bottle of perfume like that, it says ... it says, "I love you". (Brennan nods) There. I said it out loud.

Hodgins

(to Brennan) If you can perform surgery out of thin air, then I can pull a little thin air out of thin air. [

Hodgins

I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado.

Hodgins

Those sea chimps went after that pork by-product like piranhas after a skinny-dipping missionary.

Hodgins

Wow. Before I flee for my life...

Hodgins

This is a sad day for all of us, but I think it's important that we remember what we loved about Hank, you know? His sense of humor, of course. He was always quick with a joke, good or bad. Usually bad. But he...[Hodgins suddenly looks out the window and notices Booth and Brennan stealing Hank's body] Oh, my God! [Tries to recover] Uhhhhh... Oh. My. God, Hank. Hank is... Hank-Hank is...he's leaving us. Where is he going from here? Who knows? Oh. But, uh, uh... [smashes his glass on the floor] Oh..God... Hank. It's not fair, you know? You live life, and we-we... we die. And we don't - we don't love enough, and-and I- I got to not do that anymore 'cause I'm... I...I- I need to live and-and love, and...[Booth and Brennan are finally out of sight] Thank you.