Why do you call your psychiatrist "Gordon Gordon"?
'Cause that's how he introduces himself. You know, "Hi, I'm Gordon. Gordon Wyatt."
Like "James. James Bond."
"Bond. James Bond." Not "James. James... James"... whatever.
“The Man in the Mansion” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (3), Seeley Booth (2), Jack Hodgins (1), Angela Montenegro (1), Cam (1), Caroline Julian (1), Gordon Gordon Wyatt (1)
For once can you just pretend that you're the girl?
Why is everyone so anxious for me to be a girl?
Why don't we talk about the case you're working on at the moment?
Why?
Well, I am trained as a forensic psychologist. I might be able to help.
Okay, fine, great. I have a dead rich guy, works with at-risk youth, gets brutally murdered after confiscating a couple pounds of heroin from one of his kids.
Interesting that the first word you used to describe him is "rich."
Uh, second. The first description was "dead."
It's my letter of resignation.
Your science was dead-on perfect. That's all I care about. I don't need your resignation. [to Cam] He didn't actually tamper with evidence!
CCam
Dr. Hodgins endangered a case by hiding his relationship with a suspect.
I'm saving Dr. Saroyan the trouble of firing me.
Well, how much trouble is it? "You're fired." That's no trouble at all! I mean, a child could do it.
Listen up, you people. The verdict is gonna come down any minute. Maybe we'll win. Maybe we'll lose. But this I do know, you people have got to get your sand together, you hear me? Booth and you scientist-android-brainiacs, you got somethin' very special here. But you are losing it. [to Booth] Dropping serial killers off of balconies. And [to Angela] blabbing suspect's names to vengeful fathers. [to Cam] Cuttin' into heads before their times, gettin' poisoned. [to Zack] Gettin' blown up because you go grabbin' things you shouldn't have. [to Hodgins] Taking photographs from frames. [back to Booth] Getting a perfectly good car smashed to bits for NO good reason. [to all] Get it together! Start using your over-sized heads! This is the real world. Now, I know bug man here handed in his resignation. My official Justice Department recommendation is the following: we win the case, he gets his job back; we lose, Booth shoots him.
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